h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Eyebrow raising is banned now you are part of the Danny Wallace empire.

Oh poor Donny Wallace, you have failed to realize the consequences of obtaining an empire.

Firstly, yer not likely to be re-elected emporer (or whatever) without being in touch with the populous.

Second, the Populous is highly venomous and should be avoided.

Third, at least try to seem menacing. Dominating really only works if you back it up with some menace. (Doom or pestilence may be substituted depending on grammar.)

We'll take that chance.

Ill advise against that. (especially if yer in Vegas!)

If this all backfires and Danny Wallace gets deposed as a consequence of our actions, let's just say I'm willing to risk it.

So i shall assume that you care not for the aforementioned Wallace and would prefer revoloution?

vive la spaghetti!

Let's just say I doubt he approves of this.

then you are welcomed as a fellow rebel.

for, none shall pass!

It'd be really handy if you could gather a group of H2G2 members and invade Citizens Required, so we could really get this war started.

Why fight when you cn undermine!

(besides, can't we all just get along)

I love getting along but no one tells me I cant raise my eyebrow!! That thing has a mind of its own and it will smite you!

It says it's sorry and won't do any smiting without expressed permission.

Haha, i've single-handedly killed my own thread! For now anyway...

erm..so...i have a darkside army..

hehehe yes If...you keep mentioning that....

Just trying to keep the place going.

So how are you?

so can I, can I, can I?

wait...who is this person trying to invade us?

I come not to invade, but t offer pretty sparkly things

the invaders hit and run over night and have by now crawled back into their little caves with DW