h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not being regionalist here... The sort I dislike are the southern public school twonks who come up to northern universities cos they're cheaper and then spend the entire time moaning about how things are so much better down south. If you don't like it... f&*ck off

Beats the two I met at Durham for my interview "You wouldn't know it was a *Northern* town at all!"...they both flew up each term in daddy's plane.

Yeah. When you go to a northern uni like Manchester, you don't expect peoples first comment to be - "I suppose you row?"

Surely upper-class public school boys transcend regional boundaries and can found in towns all over the country? From Gordonstoun to Richmond and from Leicestershire down to Exeter they are blighting the landscape with their chinless simpering.

Anybody who goes to a University in a different area to their own and spends their time moaning on about how they come from the 'best' town/region/castle is a cock and should just go home and indulge in the acts of incest they clearly delight in.