h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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How do you get 'plain'?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/plain/AddThread?inreplyto=2621931

Try that. It the /plain/ bit. That's that part that defines the skin (Goo is /classic/, (not/goo/ or /classicgoo/))

It's hideous!

If you've come from Goo, it'll be a bit of a shock. But persevere, you'll get used to the simplicity!

That's for sure!

The shock I mean, I love goo, and i should really become a fan of it.

Brunel is best! It has the most features.

Yeah, but the colour...

It's enough to put a cook off of her food.

Whats wrong with the colour?

Well, it's just garish. And overdone. there is too much* colour. Makes my eyes go a bit funny.

I like it: ordered

Duck? friendlywithteeth?

Indeedeth!

Corpral VIP, do you happen to have any duck left over? If so can you add it in with loi mein and teryiakia sauce to make some chinese food?
Frederick (first sniper)

Chinese? Gosh, it's been a while.

*rolls up her sleeves*

This may take a little time...

*tries to rech for the phone without anyone seeing*

Oh BTW I dont like take out You can make chinese you are our chef you have to be able to make it. Here have some and take your time on trying to remember how to make chinese.*hands VIP a cuppa and pulls up a chair* Maybe if we sit down and talk about home life you might be able to remember it.*pulls up a chair and grabs a cuppa and sits down* go ahead you can go first.

Hmm, home life...

Well, being brought up on a small farm on the planet of Hyamtha in one of the fifth galaxies, I never had much contact with Chinese food. I mostly ate small mammals, not unlike your Earth rabbits. Fluffy, brown, and absolutely scrumptious in cassorole.

i walk into the kitchen, and i see the kettle on,
then i start to wonder, 'where has VIP gone'?
oh, there she is, taking a whizz,
saying she likes rabbit cassorole,
not chinese doll, that ain't her role,
she's just a mad girl, wearing pearls,
making tea, swatting a bee,
with smoke coming out of her chimney.

so make me a cup of tea please, VIP,
i don't have any bees, but i can sneeze,
and i can grovel , without a shovel,
so get me a cup of tea, deary!

spook

Milk? Sugar? Lemon?

That deserves on pure literary merit.

Don't burn yourself. It's still hot.

milk but no sugar or lemon hun,
any chance of a bun? do u wanna come,
to the smeg terranic chapel?
there you'll find an apple,
and you can make some more tea, for me,
and for all the congregation, while we praise in exaltation,
for our Lord, who created the bird,
that sits on a perch, on our church,
which you can come and see, VIP.

spook