h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well silver ones have great practicality, but also you might want a bigger gun. And actually lead is the worst, you could have diamonds adamanitne or mithral because they'll all work as silver against werebeasties... *takes guns of g. and breaks them.* you need better ones

*teleports out of here and buys new guns and makes his own bullets then teleports back*

My special recipe. They are formed out of liquid nitrogen but on the inside they have a capsule of radiation. so when the nitrogen melts the radiation capsule opens and release radiation into the body! What d you think?

*takes his bullets* let me try them. *pumps gangorlas full of them after coating them with silver.*

*takes his homemade vest off and tosses it towards wonko and puts a gas mask on right as the radiation starts to leak out*

My vest can stop silver, nitrogen, and radiation and my mask can stop silver vapors, and radiation.

*teleports out of the barracks and runs off to the woods*

Rimmer is going to kill me! That is two rooms of his I destroyed!

ok fine. *destroys room with napalm and teleports away*

*s

*dons vest and teleports away*

*sits in the woods as he watches the barracks burn away*

I said !!!!!

YOU CANT SAY END THREAD ONLY SPOOK CAN SAY END THREAD!!!!!!!!

MAKE A NEW THREAD NO ONE HAS EVER ENDED A THREAD BEFORE AND I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO DO IT but if course you can help and I SAY END THE THREAD AND MAKE A NEW WHATEVER YOU WANT BECAUSE THAT WAY LURKERS WILL COME AND SEE THE WEMNANTS OF OUR BATTLES IN MANY YEARS TO COME!!!!!

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And it should be

erm, why are he barracks ruined?

Gangorlas's fault!! Ooh!! Read da b-log.

you insane, not like me?
Or in denial, not like me?

*shakes rag dolls hand* Im insane! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ah the Barracks... the beating heart of the army.

Anyone here to be inspected?

Oh, dear, oh dear. This is going to be a lot of work.

*finds himself still in mid pose after someone said cheese*