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ooooh! you little tinker Pinkyhic!

aint she just lol

aye, but its us who get the blame for the mess in here

well thats women for you lol

by eck, the heat the last few days, I think I need lager on drip feed, to keep putting lost fluid back

well prof i love it , i think of them long boring winters , this is my time of year

I agree with you Tig, but I'd prefer it to change slowly, like it used to do with the "seasons",but now-a-days, its jumper/topcoat one day, then next its stiffling, no time to aclimatise

lager been going down well though

*Pinky walks in,looks around,slowly.* Mmmmmmmmmmm,I'm impressed,that new cleaner is doing a very good job in here.I must give him a wage increase ! Could you remind please Prof.,that cleaner needs a wage increase,and soon.Thankyou ! TIG ? MUST you leave your empty glass on the floor ? REALLY ! Tut tut tut

wage increase, we've been paying him in lager, Tig! we gotta get another barrel or two in bud!!, but he's oni getting half pint rise

how is it that i leave the things on the floor ,have you looked under profs table lol

ee! that waiter! wondered why he was fast at cleaning up....advert going out- decent cleaner wanted, good lagerwages paid

Tig,it was your glass ,don't blame Prof.,I KNOW what your like !!! Paying the cleaner in LAGER ? Poor guy,no the wonder he looks so ill ! Poor man ! I'll do the cleaning,and the washing up ,and the catering and the serving behind the bar ,and the tidying up of Tigs glasses ! If you want something doing around here ........ Do it yourself ! Looks like I'll have to anyway !

do you want a lager then Pinky, or a glass of wine

i take it the bars open then lol

for you and me Tig, its never shut

I'll settle for a tequila slammer thankyou Prof.Then you can run OK ? hahahahahaha I see your running already Tig,you know me so well hahahahaha xx xx

part of the cooler cabinet is full of tequila slammers, we never run from a drink, only the cleaning up

I see,then I'll forget the cleaning up for now Prof.,sit here with my tequila slammer,and talk to you.Fancy a slammer ? xxx