h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

best get some more hoover bags

lucky i have the hoover that does not need bags im going back in hiding lol tell me whem mrs mop is away lol

oh ay! leave me to it,no way Tig

Hoovering,dusting,polishing,cleaning ! Throwing out rubbish !! As for all of the washing up ! Well,what can I say ? Have you lot had a party while I've been away ? The truth now ........... Where did you all go ??? We can have another party ,WHEN I've finished cleaning up this mess ! If,I ever finish cleaning up this mess ! (Tig,you know candy rock is bad for your teeth,see how much I think about your health ?)

well pinks tell me and prof when you have done the tidy bit so we can party lol , ps women are bad for mens health lolololol

gone for dishwashing machine and hangs notice(no not that one)outside den:-cleaner wanted, good hourly rates- 3days per week, hours to suit...

Au-Pair's,good looking, only need apply

lol or lovly pair lol

might need two or three, shift work and all that

The position has now been filled ........ ME....... Much more efficient ............ OK,so when does the party start ? I'm ready when you lot are ! Love Pinky xxxx OUR NEW CLEANER and I don't need a wage before you sack me OK ? hahahaha xxxx

aw! need an au-pair when your not here though Pinky, just in case of a speck of dust

ONE AU-PAIR HIRED !!! Your wish is my command ,see how much I think of you Prof.? He's Italian,tall,dark,and very hansome ! He's a whiz with a duster ,as for hoovering !!! Well.pure genius springs to mind !! Naturally,I'll be here more often ,I'll have to show him around ,and show him where we keep the polish etc. God forbid,we can't have the poor guy worked to death can we ?? hahahahahhaha See you sooner than you think then hahahaha xxx

excuzy raviloi ol' mate! "due" coffee mocka se voi per forore

lol

daren't put anymore, its not allowed, house rules etc.....Arrivederci

yep mind the ps and qs

si senore!!I go down the canteena, for the tequila

save me the worm ,fishing lol

too late Tig, I'd bought a bottle last xmas to try, me and son shared the worm

PLEASE !!! I'm begging now !!! ANYTHING but tequila !!! I've had enough tequila slammers to last me a life time last Saturday night thankyou !!!! I still haven't recovered hahahaha TRULY !!! Love Pinky xxx