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McKay The Disorganised Posted May 22, 2003
OK. Here's the 
*Claymore swings in glittering arc, crashes against centuries old pillar*
yyynnngggggggg
*Pile of masonary falls from roof crushing shark.*
Just as I planned it.
Now, so long as nobody does anything magical and triggers that cursed portal you're standing on, we'll be able to climb up this rubble back up to the sewers.
Oh. Too late.
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Universal Granny Posted May 23, 2003
A man lay down by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And the judge at the inquest said the next day
That he thought it was sewercide.
Sorry, rambling again,
No! no! not the straightjacket!
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Teasswill Posted May 23, 2003
*amazing swordplay with magic vorpal blade*
snicker-snack
That's got rid of that wee beastie!
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Teasswill Posted May 23, 2003
*amazing swordplay with magic vorpal blade*
snicker-snack
That's got rid of that wee beastie!
(, not UG)
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Eccentrica Gallumbits (I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.) Posted May 23, 2003
Hey, who's been decapitating my ? He only wanted to play!
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted May 23, 2003
UG -> Like the limericy poem thingy! (you tell I am classically educated can't you?)
? Are we talking about the escapees from 101 dalmations, or Cerberus? In the latter then he's probablyjust gone home for a kip!
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted May 23, 2003
notices something lying on the group near the portal.
Goes to investigate.
Hmmmm, a large O and another large O. Look like they've fallen off a sign somewhere.
*looks around*
Ahh! I see the cause of the confusion!
Portal
Portaloo
Ah the difference 2 letters can make 
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Clare Posted May 23, 2003
Phew! That's ok then . Now how to get out of this cursed portaloo...
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted May 23, 2003
After a day spent at the white board trying to ram home basic facts about the political system of the UK to a bunch of very non receptive 14 year olds you have cheered me up enormously.However me and my very weary,sore plates of meat are going to stagger off to the non smoking room for some well earned 
Incog.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits (I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.) Posted May 23, 2003
There you are Incog. You can cover with one and keep the other folded to use as a pillow.
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McKay The Disorganised Posted May 23, 2003
The way I see it there's only one way out. Its through this metal tunnel I've found beneath this wooden cover.
The start of the tunnel seems flooded, but the water is fresh.
Ictoan - will you lead us from this accursed portaloo of the graveyard of flies ?
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Aurora Posted May 26, 2003
**Waves** Hi guys!
Aha! A net! It's a bit soggy, though.
**Drags it up the stairs**
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted May 29, 2003
Well if that green mist is coming from in here.....
I don't like the look of that.No!!!Get away from me.
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Teasswill Posted May 30, 2003
*bravely leaps in to pull chain*
better get the drain rods ready.
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McKay The Disorganised Posted Jun 10, 2003
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh
Thats not a chain, thats a loose link in my chainmail kilt.
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