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Clare Posted Jul 23, 2003
Phew! Thanks Tefkat.
I'n not sure where Universal Granny is though, I haven't seen her since you set us on fire. Oh dear. 
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Jul 23, 2003
'ere, don;t be blaming me! Everyone always blames me
think I'll go sit in the garden and eat worms!
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Clare Posted Jul 23, 2003
Don't go, Icky! 
We need you to help us find Granny.
GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jul 23, 2003
Want this megaphone?You Sure UG is down there?She may well have got out through the manhole out in the grounds.I think it comes out in the copse just beyond the tennis courts.
Incog.
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Tefkat Posted Jul 23, 2003
Oh dear. You mean she could be wandering around disorientated and unnoticeable?
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Clare Posted Jul 23, 2003
I'll go along and have a look for herm, shall I? I'll just take this secret passage here...
If I take the megaphone, I can call to you if we have any trouble.
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Tefkat Posted Jul 23, 2003
I would have thought Icky would be pleased to think he sets women on fire...
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Universal Granny Posted Jul 24, 2003
Disorientated maybe - unnoticeable definitely not. How can I be unnoticeable with the seat of my trousers burnt away, smelling like a Sunday bonfire, and with both eyebrows singed off. I'm wet through where someone kept dropping their glass of water all over me Next thing I shall be expelled from S.H.A.D.O.W. for being so NOTICEABLE.
Where's Clare? There's someone moving about out there with a coned weapon, shouting into it, so I came indoors again pdq. All sorts of looneys around here tonight. Where am I, anyway? Do I know any of you? Who's that sulking in a corner? Who am I?
Oh dear......I don't feel well...
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Clare Posted Jul 24, 2003
I can't find UG anyw- oh there you are!
That was ME with the megaphone, I was trying to find you 
I've been looking all over for you, I went through a manhole and found a corpse by the tennis courts, which I thought must be you for a second 
.
I'm burned and drenched too. If we make a group of burned drenched people we won't stand out so much
Glad you're safe anyway.
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Universal Granny Posted Jul 24, 2003
A novel thought - a group of burned drenched people.... got to be a punchline there somewhere
Thanks for the towel, Tefkat, nearly dry now, though I'm still not sure if I know who I am yet. And who IS that sulking in the corner?
Universal Granny
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Jul 25, 2003
Oh I know I have such an effect on women, you can tell from the shouts, screams and rapid running away from me that ensues
Clare, a corpse by the tennis courts? Really? What / Who did it look like?
If it was an old corpse it could be one of my jokes since they died out with the dinosaurs
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Universal Granny Posted Aug 27, 2003
Helloooo........... Is there anybody there................?
More importantly, has anyone seen Clare in the last four weeks? I thought we'd extricated her from the depths..............?
Helloooooooooooooooo..............................
Oh 
this is a bit 
Not a sound - not even an echo (echo.... echo.... echo.....)
WHERE IS EVERYBODY!! (...........BODY...........body..........body......)
Oh, well, at least the echo's back.
Think I'll go to the kitchen and make myself a 
and eat 
until someone turns up. (Please turn up quick, I am fat enough already!)
UG
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