h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its warm here, to warm for work

Any one fancy a swim, might find some for that Teffy

Can I borrow someones mines at home

Jak

left your at home?

Don't you know that sort of thing can get you kicked off hootoo?

Here, have mine, no way anyone is getting me into a pair of swimming trunks!

I hope you're wearing *something*..

Yup, knowing me, at least 4 layers whatever the weather

You WEAR hens?

One on the head, one on each shoulder... where does the fourth perch?

Oooh, that wasn't bad, had to think twice to get it

And who mentioned fish anyway?

Ooar. Oi tink it wur Jolly Jak Tar, the pirate king.


Hope he comes back while I'm here - I like seamen.

One of my acquintances is a young lad who has recently joined the navy and is stationed in Plymouth at the moment. He was telling us that after HMS Ocean docked there were navy bods everywhere.
My brilliant, or so I thought, quip about the streets of plymouth being awash with discharged seamen went completely over his head (hmm). Probably a good thing considering !

You mean not everyone belongs in the sewers like wot we do?

apparently not!

Off for tea now. Woo exciting.

The phrase "a shot across the bows" comes to mind for some reason...

Enjoy your tea.

This fridge needs clearing out again. Still some leftovers from teh May ball

That's the rubbish bagged up.

Oh good, some fresh salad AND new potatoes. I'll just put the spuds on to cook while I tackle that barbecue again.......

Barbecue sizzling nicely - just time to have a go at these burnt caramel toppings.



*looks round furtively*

Hey you lot, I think the has been in here!

Thanks Teaswill

Havent see Ddraig the for weeks, thought he'd got lost down the sewers.

Hope he hasnt caused 2 much damage

Better get those bin-bags into something secure or else.

Thanks Teaswill

Havent see Ddraig the for weeks, thought he'd got lost down the sewers.

Hope he hasnt caused 2 much damage

Better get those bin-bags into something secure or else.

Got anything for singed whiskers?

Perhaps a little of that butter to rub on them? Or some cream?

ahh! That's better!

Incog.Now who can I con into giving me a foot massage?

I'm a qualified (with Honours <smug&gt reflexologist.

Would you like the full treatment?

oooh yes please!!

I think it should be available for free on the NHS to all people who have to work standing up.Especially teachers.

Well thats my version of Utopia anyway.

Incog.Iced of course!

I didn't know you were into rap.