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Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Started conversation Aug 26, 2002
We will need a chairperson,a secretary,a treasurer,tea maker at the very least.
Volunteers get 
for standing for election.
Incog.
Who wants to be on the committee?
Tefkat Posted Aug 27, 2002
I would volunteer, for the but I wouldn't be much good. I'm the person that stands at the counter for hours, with my money thrust forward, while the person behind it serves everyone that just came in and then goes off for a tea-break 
Who wants to be on the committee?
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 27, 2002
Hmm, perhaps then we should rename the titles
Person Who Gets Ignored at the Bank.
Person who writes notes that no one reads
Person at important end of table who everyone ignores even though they are bashing away with a gavel (oerr missus)
Person whose tea is instantly forgettable.
Can I be Person who comes up with titles that everyone ignores?
Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 28, 2002
Well you actually do it very well so you can be secretary if you like.
Incog.
Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 28, 2002
We don't have to be memorable to stand do we?Go for it.Stand for a position(or sit if you prefer).
Incog.
Who wants to be on the committee?
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 28, 2002
OK, I put myself forward (hesitantly) for Secratary.
So long as I can peer over the top of my glasses at people!
Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 28, 2002
Great!
Incog.
Who wants to be on the committee?
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 28, 2002
I also think we should have an 'Official Noticer' whose job it is to go around noticing people. This should suit someone who enjoys popping up in threads and posting slightly odd off topic comments. Not that there's anyone like that round HooToo.
Who wants to be on the committee?
Tefkat Posted Aug 28, 2002
I got the impression your glasses were pointing vaguely in my general direction when you said that. (Or is that just paranoia?)
Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 29, 2002
Is that your way of volunteering Tefkat?If so it's accepted.
Incog.
Who wants to be on the committee?
Tefkat Posted Aug 29, 2002
Aw 
. How nice. But what are we called?
"Hello. I'm the official noticer for the unmentionable unnoticeables. Yoo hoo - over here."
Who wants to be on the committee?
IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 29, 2002
Hmm pointy glasses?
I'm not Dame Edna you know!
So we have a secratary (a position often overlooked and ignored in the real world) and an official noticer!
Obviously Incog will HAVE to be the chairperson. Yes you will. No, it's no good throwing a tantrum and stamping your feet. Right, in the corner and count to 100.
Everyone, Incog is the Chairthingy, wotsit, you know, doojamaflip..
Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Aug 29, 2002
OK I accept but the really important post has to be sorted out pretty quick.Who's going to make the 
?
Incog.
Who wants to be on the committee?
Dolt Posted Sep 1, 2002
Um, I'll make the , if you like... then I can lurk in the kitchen, out of the way and unnoticed
Who wants to be on the committee?
Mr. Legion Posted Sep 1, 2002
Can I be the official Maker Of Ignored Suggestions? Can I? Hello?
Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Sep 1, 2002
Welcome Dolt and Mr Legion.The posts are yours as I think everyone else has picked a position,so if you feel you are up to it please carry on.
Incog. for all the volunteers.
tomorrow.
Who wants to be on the committee?
Dolt Posted Sep 11, 2002
I think our esteemed chairman has forgotten about us...
Who wants to be on the committee?
Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Sep 11, 2002
No I haven't it's just that I'm back at work where I don't have access to the net.
I will be around but not as much as during the summer hols.If there are no more suggestions for the name by the end of next week I will announce a decision after that.How soon after that depends on how much supply teaching I get.Hope it's lots as I have to finish paying off some debts.I will announce a meeting soon so if you can think of any items for the agenda let me know.
Incog.
Who wants to be on the committee?
Dolt Posted Sep 12, 2002
Well, it's obviously very important to decide our tea policy. How much of the budget do we spend on the stuff? Loose leaves or bags (instant granules will only be considered as fertiliser for the camelia plants)? Darjeeling or Earl Grey?
Life is full of difficult decisions...
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Who wants to be on the committee?
- 1: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 26, 2002)
- 2: Tefkat (Aug 27, 2002)
- 3: IctoanAWEWawi (Aug 27, 2002)
- 4: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 28, 2002)
- 5: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 28, 2002)
- 6: IctoanAWEWawi (Aug 28, 2002)
- 7: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 28, 2002)
- 8: IctoanAWEWawi (Aug 28, 2002)
- 9: Tefkat (Aug 28, 2002)
- 10: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 29, 2002)
- 11: Tefkat (Aug 29, 2002)
- 12: IctoanAWEWawi (Aug 29, 2002)
- 13: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Aug 29, 2002)
- 14: Dolt (Sep 1, 2002)
- 15: Mr. Legion (Sep 1, 2002)
- 16: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Sep 1, 2002)
- 17: Tefkat (Sep 11, 2002)
- 18: Dolt (Sep 11, 2002)
- 19: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Sep 11, 2002)
- 20: Dolt (Sep 12, 2002)
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