h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you know my imaginary fiend, the Evil Looking Demon Dude?

Imp Ortant? I believe he does freelance soul collecting. I'm more the corporate side. The end result is about the same, but after dealing with me you tend to feel slightly more dirty.

--David, dream engineer & Bee Gees fan

It seems you have my Allie confused with my Minion. The Evil Looking Demon Dude collects souls. I was under the impression that the Earth was in his territory. However, given the population of the earth I can see how he would need help.

Imp Ortant steals socks and other things that come in pairs. But never more than one item from each pair of course. He's a fairly typical Imp in that regard, but he's more inteligent than most. That and he's obsessively loyal to me.

Well I for one am not scared becuase I know that my life force will live on when the shadow Earth replaces our current Earth, and will most definitely not miss the damn dolphins.

the answer is: we r part of gods insides, if we could look outside all the universes or what ever else there is after that, im sure we would see a picture develope. we could be so small compared to what out there, that if there was a larger being out there, we probably wouldnt even come close to being seen with a microscope..lol..just a thought.

Has anyone actually gone and viewed the plans for the hyperspace bypass at our local planning department on Alpha Centauri? I'm sure if we had enough formal complaints we could stop this planned demolition, thereby negating the need to find a new planet to live on, mortgage your vital organs/limbs/DNA, sell your soul, or buy a mobile home with double glazing.