A Conversation for Buy a Monkey

buy a monkey?

Post 1

Snontopetu, Goddess of Small Furry Creatures

Do you have the kind of monkeys with giant polka-dotted fleas? Just wondering. smiley - smiley


buy a monkey?

Post 2

Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys)

Why your in luck sir! Our insane monkeys come with the type of fleas you are looking for! Look at the price and leave your money here!


buy a monkey?

Post 3

Snontopetu, Goddess of Small Furry Creatures

150 dollars? That seems a little overpriced. And I didn't notice any warranties for your monkeys? What if I get a defective one? Perhaps I'll go elsewhere for my monkey-buying needs. Humph!
p.s. Why on earth would a Goddess of Small Furry Creatures be called "sir"?!!!


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