Buy a Monkey

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Can I Help you?A bundle of money which has been chained and padlocked

Here is what the Monkey Brothers have in stock

  • Rabid Monkeys (100)
  • Flying Monkeys(50)
  • Insane Monkeys(100)
  • Bitting Monkeys(50)

    • Purchase your Monkey

    Please pay in US currency, all sales are final, Loderunner and myself cannot be held accountable for any actions your monkeys take. Here are the Prices

  • Rabid Monkeys $200.00 ea
  • Flying Monkeys $500.00 ea
  • Insane Monkeys $150.00 ea
  • Bitting Monkeys $300.00 ea

    • If you do not have money you may trade us something from your inventory for a Monkey

    Please place your order under "Discuss this entery", leave your money and add your new friends to your inventory!

    Please Note:These monkeys are not trained, you will need to buy some monkey gear if you are to be succesful

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