A Conversation for Buy a Monkey
Monkeys will make them sleep.... (?!)
Semisomna Started conversation May 25, 2002
A monkey, eh? I find myself intrigued and very tempted....might be useful around the house to do odd jobs and such. I wonder if I could induce one to wash this pile of dishes...
Which variety would you recommend?
Monkeys will make them sleep.... (?!)
Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 28, 2002
What ever you like, we recomend a flying monkey for you needs.
Please stay and look, buy if you like.
Monkeys will make them sleep.... (?!)
Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating Posted May 28, 2002
Tonto would you like a monkey for your needes. I personally have a nina monkey. We have a wide selection. Come, look around.
Monkeys will make them sleep.... (?!)
Tonto BA (Hons) Posted May 28, 2002
could I have an insane monkey please<?>
Monkeys will make them sleep.... (?!)
Semisomna Posted May 30, 2002
Could I please have a flying monkey, then?
I'd ask for two (images of self zooming around, magically suspended in the air, escorted by at least two flying monkeys...I find myself to be a bit odd at night) but I'm a bit short on cash...
Would it be possibly for me to pay you in broken floppy disks or artistically bent paperclips (my specialty!) or some such?
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 30, 2002
Leave your money and the insane monkey is your. And yes we will accept your paperclips for a flying monkey.
Monkeys will make them sleep.... (?!)
Semisomna Posted Jun 1, 2002
*digs through purse for several minutes and finally retrieves chain of five hundred silver paperclips. Sets them on counter (is there a counter?)*
Will that do?
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted Jun 3, 2002
That will do fine, enjoy your new Monkey!
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Monkeys will make them sleep.... (?!)
- 1: Semisomna (May 25, 2002)
- 2: Tonto BA (Hons) (May 25, 2002)
- 3: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 28, 2002)
- 4: Loderunner - Keeper of the monkey ball freezers and otherwise called the silver knight of beating (May 28, 2002)
- 5: Tonto BA (Hons) (May 28, 2002)
- 6: Semisomna (May 30, 2002)
- 7: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 30, 2002)
- 8: Semisomna (Jun 1, 2002)
- 9: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (Jun 3, 2002)
- 10: Semisomna (Jun 8, 2002)
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