h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*fiddles about with the pile of paper work on his desk*



*shifts it into two seprate piles so it doesn't look so big*


*considers turning off the fax and pretending it's broken, wonders if he can get away with texting Jackie and telling her the Emails not working as well*

*staples two bits of paper together and puts them in the "out" tray*

*he of course knows that these two bits of paper should not be stapled together and should most certainly not be in the "out" tray, but thought it might get the pile down quicker *

*closes his eyes and pretends he's sitting on the beach with Salma Heyak*

*Jackie walks along the beech and squashes the lovely Salma by dropping a pile of paperwork on top of her*


*sigh*


*goes back to fiddling with the pile of paperwork

*Brings in and cookies*

*Places them on the piles of paperwork*



*Greets the Dog*

*She wags her tail and jumps up in excitement. Knocking over and cookies*




*Soggy paperwork falls to the floor*

*He goes back to dreaming of Salma Heyak*



*He grins*

Have you ever tried reading the paperwork?

Delegating? Setting fire to it and making it look like an accident? Running away? Registering yourself as legally blind so they have to retype everything in braile?

READING THE PAPERWORK?

Thanks lil



You think reading it will help?



I usually try to avoid that, it normally creates more work

*laughs* Read it!

*sends the paperwork back with labels stuck to it saying things like "wrongly filed" or "incorrect information" and places a photo of Salma on the desk *

Never read paperwork, biiiiiiig mistake that never do it all you discover is what you haven't done

*signs his name to some of the paper work*



*wonders if he should have read that first*


*looks at the Picture of Salma*

*is distracted by Jack sitting on the corner of his desk*

*wonders in*


need some help?

i have nothing better to do!!!!

*wonders how all these people got into his sitting room*




*turns the T.V on for them*

*Picks up a stack of papers*

*ignores tv and dances around his living room in new jeans and boots*

*fiddles with the paperwork*

Thanks Cal

*continues dancing*

they only cost me £78!!!!!!!

we can't hear you, we're in the sitting room and you said you were in the living room </>

*steals Nicky's boots and starts dancing around in them*

*chases dani to get her boots*

*they both run into SITTING room*

*sits on the edge of the desk and swings his legs *

*picks up a piece of paper and read its *

I don't think you should have signed this

*watches Jack swinging his legs*


really?

Well, unless you did actually want to sign over this money to nicky for new boots

*swings his legs some more*