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Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*peers out from under his blanket*


Tesco's is hounding me </> *looks about in alarm*



they have now sent another email telling me that I only have 3 days left to take up their wine offer and that if I do I'll get free delivery </> smiley - yikes


smiley - wah someone help me they are pulling me in to their capital fashisum smiley - wah

smiley - bigeyes how can I resist?, I mean free delivery! smiley - bigeyes


oh god help me!!!!!! smiley - wah


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Post 2

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Is that smiley - redwine or smiley - bubbly?

smiley - diva*hic* smiley - magic


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Post 3

Evangeline

Tescos is tempting you with offers on ? Next it will be smiley - choc...


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Post 4

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*retreats back to the safety of the blanket*

oh god no


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Post 5

Evangeline

*throws another blanket over you*


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Post 6

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Mum got an offer of a free gift from a catalogue company if she provided the names and addresses of 3 friends, so she sent the names and addresses of The Queen, Cherie Blair and Laura Bush


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Post 7

Evangeline

smiley - biggrin I like that.


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Post 8

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

She never got the free gift, I wonder if the ladies got the catalogues


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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People}

I will throw my life in the way of danger and drink the wine for you!.....got any cheese? though.....i've never been one for just cheese, i prefer cheese on a Ritz....do they heve have Ritz's in England.....but anyway YES! i will drink the wine for you just to save you!.....please?


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Post 10

Evangeline

Oh, what a huge sacrifice you are willing to make. smiley - laugh


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Post 11

Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People}

but of course! i would drink for any freind as long as i had cheese...well that's if it's a wine....anything i prefer cashews....


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Post 12

Evangeline

Next, you'll be offering to save Cal from cookies.


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Post 13

Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People}

of course, i'll throw my wine soaked body upon that destructive cookie tin (or whatever it comes in) armed with a bottle of digestive emyznes!


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Post 14

Evangeline

You'll need more than first aid to save you from Cal, at that point.


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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People}

OH.....ummmmmm.....i thought i was saving him from the evil armies of wine and chocolate.....*hides in teh walk in* at lest it's cool....


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Post 16

Evangeline

You might want to barricade the door.</>


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Post 17

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*peeks out from under the blanket*

We have ritz here

*blinks*


They are offering 35% off, how am I going to resist?


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Post 18

Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People}

Ritz and cheese! WAHOO! the only other probelm is what kind of cheese? real cheese, canned cheese, cream cheese...i like cream cheese...


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Post 19

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

You need to resist? well, I coul distract you *crawls under the blanket with Cal*


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Post 20

Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People}

*hangs a "Do not destrub" sign and runs*


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