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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Oct 6, 2005
*peers out from under his blanket*
Tesco's is hounding me </> *looks about in alarm*
they have now sent another email telling me that I only have 3 days left to take up their wine offer and that if I do I'll get free delivery </> 
someone help me they are pulling me in to their capital fashisum
how can I resist?, I mean free delivery!
oh god help me!!!!!!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Oct 6, 2005
Is that 
or 
?
*hic* 
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Evangeline Posted Oct 6, 2005
Tescos is tempting you with offers on ? Next it will be 
...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 6, 2005
*retreats back to the safety of the blanket*
oh god no
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 6, 2005
Mum got an offer of a free gift from a catalogue company if she provided the names and addresses of 3 friends, so she sent the names and addresses of The Queen, Cherie Blair and Laura Bush
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Oct 6, 2005
She never got the free gift, I wonder if the ladies got the catalogues
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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} Posted Oct 6, 2005
I will throw my life in the way of danger and drink the wine for you!.....got any cheese? though.....i've never been one for just cheese, i prefer cheese on a Ritz....do they heve have Ritz's in England.....but anyway YES! i will drink the wine for you just to save you!.....please?
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Evangeline Posted Oct 6, 2005
Oh, what a huge sacrifice you are willing to make. 
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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} Posted Oct 6, 2005
but of course! i would drink for any freind as long as i had cheese...well that's if it's a wine....anything i prefer cashews....
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Evangeline Posted Oct 6, 2005
Next, you'll be offering to save Cal from cookies.
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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} Posted Oct 6, 2005
of course, i'll throw my wine soaked body upon that destructive cookie tin (or whatever it comes in) armed with a bottle of digestive emyznes!
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Evangeline Posted Oct 6, 2005
You'll need more than first aid to save you from Cal, at that point.
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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} Posted Oct 6, 2005
OH.....ummmmmm.....i thought i was saving him from the evil armies of wine and chocolate.....*hides in teh walk in* at lest it's cool....
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 6, 2005
*peeks out from under the blanket*
We have ritz here
*blinks*
They are offering 35% off, how am I going to resist?
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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} Posted Oct 6, 2005
Ritz and cheese! WAHOO! the only other probelm is what kind of cheese? real cheese, canned cheese, cream cheese...i like cream cheese...
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Oct 6, 2005
You need to resist? well, I coul distract you *crawls under the blanket with Cal*
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Hippie_Alchemist {Be Thy for the People} Posted Oct 6, 2005
*hangs a "Do not destrub" sign and runs*
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- 5: Evangeline (Oct 6, 2005)
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