h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It not often i let anyone really piss me off..but a certain persons shitty behaviour when i did eff all to them but have let them make me feel i have has nowgot me seriously considering a little darker majick..ok a lot darker..nightmares for the rest of their days darker question is, how do i manage not to give in to this urge ! should i even try to fight it? or just go with it n wreak some well deserved vegenance just this once? i hate moral dilemmas

Have a bath, relax... and think calming thoughts


Hex 'em tomorrow

itsn't there something where if you use dark magic on someone it come back on you threefold?

what are 'moral dilemmas'?

Itll take a little time for me to think of a good spell anyway cant rush these things!

THere 'are' loopholes in the 3-fold law if you can find them ..

do not think too #000000

There are indeed some grey areas in the old power of three

Don't do it!

oh but itd be soo much fun! and he really deserves it

Hi Serephina...

If it works do you mind if I give you a list..

It's not a big list....

Just 10 or 12 names.....
And they all deserve it..

and I've got one name you could add to that list

yeah? who that then 2legs?

Maybe we should post the list here so Serephina can do a mass curse on all of them...

Hey Seraphina!

When I was a kid, I use to believe really, REALLY strongly in God. One day, I had a little conversation with my Gran:

Little Me: 'Gran... You know how we pray for things? Well, does God listen?'
Gran: 'Yes, God always listens to our prayers.'
Little Me: 'And if I pray for something, will He give it do me?'
Gran: 'He will.'
Little Me: 'So... if I prayed for the room to be filled with blackberries [blackberries were my favorite fruit], will He do it?'
Gran: 'Yes, He'll do it.'

Being all of three at that time, I believed every word. So, for the next four or five years, I would pray at night, but I'd never ask for anything big in return. I figured that if I were so powerful that I could ask God for anything and get it, it would be wrong for me to abuse it! Funny story, but I was deadly serious.

My belief in God isn't nearly so strong now, but my heart was in the right place. Now, the way I see it, you've got something pretty powerful at your disposal, and as Mr Parker in 'Spiderman' says, with great power comes great responsibility. So really, you've got to ask yourself, could it ever right to use your power for your own benefit, even if you've been pushed very hard?

So like lil said earlier, have a nice bath, relax...

...and hex 'em in the morning! It's your responsibility. Is there a 'just deserts' hex, where every time they do something bad to someone, something just as bad will happen to them? That would be cool.

But seriously, think about it, and think about how you'll feel about it in a year's time or so.

I still haven't prayed for blueberries to fill my house up.

- Jordan

"itsn't there something where if you use dark magic on someone it come back on you threefold?"

I think the idea is that *anything* you do comes nack threefold.

Serephina, don't hex. Think of it this way - the shitty behaviour of an ex in no way reflects on you. It's not your fault that your ex is a knobhead - although there must be something nice about him, or you wouldn't have been with him in the first place.

We aren't responsible for other people's behaviour and if it takes being a tosser to make him feel good about himself, then just let him get on with it and don't let it affect you.

Have some

Isn't it weird that that lovely, sexy handsome creature can become such an evil, poo-eating twonk so quickly after a breakup?

I dont think lovely,handsome or sexy are terms i'dve ever used for Mavis poo eating twonk..i like that


ooh I have a bottle of cheap plonk somewhere I may have to get stuck into ! I dont *think* i'd actually do it..but it's so much fun to plot! and it really was the wrong time for anyone to pi@@ me off! im reallly pent up at the mo!