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Between my dodgy net connection, total ps2 game addiction and another couple of days in hospital I've nopt been here much, I'd apologise but I'm sure you've all been enjoying the quiet

ASo..whats the gossip? and thered better be some or I'll get all cross n start ing people

We're also planning on having a wee bbq here next weekend if anyone wants to join us.. might be a good time for you to drag mrs B out Wilma?

A *wee* BBQ? Won't that smell a bit?

Nah!! Just difficult to light!!

sod off

Hope you'll have nice weather, Sereph.

I love you too!!

From experience, I can tell you that boiled urine has a stench that is quite unique...

There are few worse smells within the lab, trust me on this!

I seem to have a reasonably stable net connection again ..yay. sorry to disappiont all those who thought they'd got rid of me for good

gossip?

Yes please!

Come on, spill, woman.

How are the wedding plans going? I've not forgotten, still need to check a few things.

She is being too tight lipped.. so, she must know something

I was asking if there was any gossip! I don't have any..I have no life

We've not got any further with the wedding plans yet Mags..around 31st May next year, bromley civic centre followed by the whitgift rugby club and turquoise bridesmaids is about as far as we've thought still..

Blimey, you're setting dates and stuff? I really should pay more attention. Congrats!

As for gossip. Hmm. Nothing springs to mind.

yes you should especially as I was going to ask you and 2legs to my hen night as honorary hens

I don't think I've ever seen the words 'honour' and '2legs' in the same sentence before, apart from 'In conclusion, your honour...'

I have no gossip to impart either, Serephina, other than the fact that Dorrie down the road from me was picked up by a police van this morning. I went to the shop for my newspaper and she was siting on the ground handcuffed and swearing like a trooper at the police....

i wonder what dorrie was up to?

nothing interesting ever happens round here...

Well, Dorrie had a bluie with Horrie, her hubby, and they were going hammer and tongs all night, until Shazza and Dazza next door called the Blueys(cops) and that put and end to festivities for the night. So we all had a barbie at Hughies, and sank a few Schooies...too many bogans in my street...



Sir Peeb

again in english please