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Post 1

Serephina

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Anyone know a good hitman?

Post 2

airscotia-back by popular demand

Pssssst.

*Looks over his shoulder*

I can get her knocked over for £500, Knocked off for 1K, or knocked up for £20,000.

*Slips back into the shadows*


*Starts to play a medly of Shadows hits on the spoons*


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Post 3

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

For £50 and a huge box of German chocolate I'll hapily blow her and anyone in the vacinity into ikkle tiny pieces.


smiley - cheers


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Post 4

the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish

you know one of those converstations you walk into and have no idea what it is on about.

Kind of like that that now, with a yikesed 1st post.


Who, who are we killing. Because ATM I have a fairly big list of people who caused my gf to take an overdose the other day (she's okay now, but still v.down), and they are my my first priority for vengence that redefines the word biblical


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Post 5

Skankyrich [?]

I hope that gets reinstated. It was clearly a gallows humour type joke smiley - sadface


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Post 6

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

The person specified was the M.I.L.


smiley - cheers


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Post 7

zendevil


*desmiley - lurk

Oddly enough, i guessed that.....smiley - winkeye

What's she been up to this time Seraphina?

zdt


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Post 8

Brown Eyed Girl

I also guessed it would be the MIL.

Tell ya what, Sereph - if you give me a patch of floor for the next meet that I'm able to attend, I'll do it for free.


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Post 9

aka Bel - A87832164

I knew it had to be about the mil when i read the second post. smiley - sorry she's giving you such a bad time, Sereph. smiley - cuddle


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Post 10

Milla, h2g2 Operations

smiley - cuddle

smiley - towel


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Post 11

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Aaahhh!!

Does this mean she's expecting an invite to come for dinner at Easter? smiley - erm


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Post 12

Serephina

smiley - rofl

her evilness is legendary I see

smiley - rofl

we'd invite her for dinner mum but she refuses to visit us

Shes currently giving Ged a hard time for having actually got a job n just generally being a cow


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Post 13

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Sheeeshhh!! smiley - rolleyes

It was always because he didn't have a job that she complained before!!.. *mutters, mumbles and kicks the trash bin* smiley - cross


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Post 14

the_jon_m - bluesman of the parish

Oi, some of us live in those trash bins thank you very much.

Rolls off to repair shop


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Post 15

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


smiley - doh

Sowwwwy, Jon!!! smiley - blush


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Post 16

Serephina

yeah a 'know smiley - erm

she also complains that she never sees him then refuses to come here when invited. She expects him to go there all the time when she drives and he/we would have to pay train fares n make the 2 n a half hour trek that taking the train n bus there is.. yet strangely she can go to manchester to see his brother with no difficulty..but we are 'too far' smiley - grr


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Post 17

Serephina

I'd still love to know who yiksed that first post.. i didn't swaer or nuffin honest..


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Post 18

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Did you reply to the mods asking why it was yiksed?


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Post 19

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

It's no good asking the smiley - mod they won't tell you.

Reply to the email asking for the H2G2 Editors to adjudicate. They will tell you what has happened smiley - ok??


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Post 20

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Yes I know, that's why I suggested replying to the original email smiley - erm


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