h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..and best have the fire brigade standing by

I am about to cook a sphag bol.

last time i tried to cook a sphag bol the pasta caught fire.

i shouldnt be allowed in the iktchen
, ged does all the cooking usually

best have an ambulance handy too

*Stands by with bucket of water*

stands by in OZ!

how on eart can you burn spagetti? remember to boil the water in the pan before putting the spagetti in

hides behind the fire blanket

http://www.pizzahut.co.uk/

so serph how are you at toasting toast??

Can you burn water?

RF

Maybe Pot Noodles would be a safer bet?

Me & a fellow hooter who shall remain nameless managed to nearly set the house on fire heating up tomato soup once.

But it did involve a wooden chopping board & around 30 nightlights.

Seraphina.

zdt

Ah, come on...

We want names!

RF

We are stillm alive n I still have a kitchen

It didnt taste too bad either

Does that last sentance look like an epitaph to you?

Not seen or heard from Ged in a while either

That's very suspicious, my dear Watson

No, no, just saying, that's all

Oh, just saying, eh ? What about the then ?

Nothing. Just like whistling

Trouble maker

What ? Troublemaker ? Moi ?

You just wait untl it's dark