h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Usually makes me the grumpiest most cynical old boot on the planet. I lie in wait to lynch cupid n give him a good kick up the arse and want to throw water baloons...or even dog poo filled ones at 'happy couples'!
but someone seems to have stolen my grinch! For the first time in like ever I;m actually almost looking foward to it!
I'm not doing anything on the day cos its a stupid tuesday but i'll prolly still keep an eye out for the postie just in case i have a secret admirer ..yeah right my 'proper' card i'll prolly get tonight with n a takeaway n next weekend im being taken out for a posh meal the thought of me somwhere nice..eeeekk! hope i dont embarrass the place too much anyway..the evil big V isnt so bad after all.. whodve thought!

Usually makes me the grumpiest most cynical old boot on the . I lie in wait to lynch n give him a good kick up the arse and want to throw water baloons...or even dog poo filled ones at 'happy couples'
Yeeeessssssss!!!!!!!
Get in line behind me!

Then I read the rest of your post and thought "Aaaahhh"

So - duck!!

And as a bloke, i hate it cus it makes the whole shopping experance a red nightmare, and you allways get asked "did you keep the receipt" with that "look"

I think the most romantic think i have ever heard of someone buying, was a elephant, so coolio

Any ideas what to get the woman you love ( are scared of)
I dunno if I'm typical but I find the whole experience a nightmare
I tend to go for the quiet meal somewhere, if I can find a place that hasn't hiked up the prices to take advantage of us poor lovestruck fools

Cynically yours, STUPID ( arrow thru your ass )

Shop for dinner.
Make the dinner table pretty.
Cook dinner, with Her seated nicely by fire, with in hand.
Serve dinner nicely with .
Clear table, do dishes.

For encore, serve nice dessert in bed...

It sure would make me weak at the knees.

(And does almost every week, except I help out with cooking and clearing. It's the shopping and deciding that gets to me)

I don't see how anyone who actually 'knows' their girl would need to keep the receipt
Owen, Milla's idea is good as always, or the nice meal out and a nice little pressie? how about some earrings if she wears them? or a CD shed like..or even concert tickets?

someones yiksed one of my guide entries ive got in peer review!

WHAT????

How rude!

Its my entry on Aleister Crowley. I added a bit more info as requested n now its hidden! I really cant think what could be against the house rules..

Meal out is good, but on Valentine's day itself everywhere tends to be very busy. So either cook yourself, or make it a different night.

I'm lining up a surprise this year, so I can't say any more! *taps side of nose*


Now then, what's been going on in PR

OOh a surprise eh as long as you get a nice surprise too!

I think I'll start an innocent thread in Ask to ask girls (or anyone) to describe their perfect V day. Someone else might benefit from it!

Great idea Trillian!

That's what I need more ideas - got the next morning fully covered,
breakfast in bed (maybe something to eat afterwards) (biggrin)

Valentines day nearly forgot

HOw you could forget? roymond would be heartbroken

Glad to here your looking forward to valentines day Seriphina.

i unfortunately am stick firmly in the grumpy cynical corner and will likely be spending the evening with my good old friend uncle Jack (Daniels)

I'm in such a mood, that i'm thinking of yikesing everything

Oh lordy... it wasn't for R I was thinking I should get something he refused the engagement ring after all

Can I have the ring then? 'fluttery eyes'