h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...is nearly here I swear it comes quicker every year..though mauybe I'm just getting old
Hopefully I'll be well shot of this bug by then, but if not all the booze should sort me out ..'hic'
looking forward to it more than I was as some things have changed, but I'll still be missing cuddles making up for that a little this weekend, we'll be swapping pressies tomorrow night and Geds taking us out for a meal on saturday, so sort of a mini xmas
I'm a big kid when it comes to presents so I cant wait!

As for the rest of yous form an oderly que n ill give you your presssies.. and is over there 'points'

OOOoOOOOoohh!! Pressies?

'hands mum her of a rampant rabbit '

Thank you darling..

.. I will have to find a hutch to put it in..

Why are you ing away?

Hands serephina her of a giant box of

Hope you like. I laso brought

Gives phred some crystals in a little box

ooh choc

Its not that kind of rabbit mum

I received a *mas card from a colleague this morning. I'm an atheist, so will not be returning one. If it had been a card celebrating the defeat of the Holly King by the Oak King things might have been different. I don't believe in that either, but at least it's got some cultural relevance.

Oops, that was a rant wasn't it. Serephina. Have JD & Coke on me on the 14th!

JD

'gives roymondo a coupon for one night with johnny depp in a padded bra'

I'm pagan, but the pressie giving n feasting s pagan anyway ..

'glugs bubbly'

Wow, swapping a JD for a night with, er, JD!

I like celebrating the fact that (nearly) everybody's celebrating something at the same time, I just don't like the assumption that I'm celebrating for the same reason most of 'em claim to be.

Right now I'm drinking a JD (early pressie to CUP from one of his mates) and listening to The Happy Mondays (early pressie to me from one of my mates) so I can't *really* slag crimbo.

I celebrate a non-denominational december festival It means I can sya and do whatever I like and nobody can tell me off because after all I'm not celebrating the same fesival as they are.

Crystals? For me? Thankyou!

good plan

to me its just an excuse to give (and get ) lots of pressies n drink loads !

I'm almost done... shoul;d have made a list, am sure I've forgotten someone...

I still have to buy the desperately exciting present of a tyre pressure guage (for my Dad) . Other than that, I'm done!

Well, maybe a few more wee things for the kids stockings - it'll be the first Christmas Eve they've spent with me in a number of years, so I'm going a bit overboard on the Santa thing (even though they're far too old for that sort of malarky...)

I was hoping that Andrew was going to ask for "Charlie and the factory" (the new one with Johnny Depp in) but he hasn't.

I've got it - it's cool. Loads of stuff I'd forgotten about from the books that's not in the Gene Wilder film (good though it is). The chocolate palace took me right back to being 7 years old.

Get it for him anyway. At the very least you get to watch it!

Josh has got the new charlie even though he didnt ask for it

'A good book for lucky star' and 'giant johnny depp shaped choc' for Annie

I'm not feeling Christmassy at all yet I've got almost all of my presents, except for some pajamas for me ma' and lots of booze for brothers.

have some Jam

A good book? You gave me the Bible? Why...er...thanguverrmuch. I believe the ending's a real killer.

* Bottle of JD handed to Serephina*