h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

definately wouldnt be a bible from me

oooh more JD

Yes, well, it was rather a surprise!

Ah! It's the new self-help book "How to lose 2 stone, gain £1,000 and have happier children" is it? Fantastic.

yup thats the one

thew.. thats all Serephina's wrapped and cards drawn, printed and written.

yay pressies

Can I commission 50 hand-drawn cards for next year, Ged?

I have got most of my pressies sorted out (not bought, but I've thought what to get) except the ones I have to send to England. My mum has already sent the parcel to us. She's so organised, but then, she's a pensioner, so she can get to the shops when they're open.

What do you give two 86-year-olds who have all they want? It gets harder to think of different things year by year, especially as they both have birthdays in November.

Roymondo - are you not going to be at the meet? Or are you buying Seraphina that JD in person?

*stands at back of queue*

Happy present shopping everyone!

Oooh pressies!

*Stands with Trillian, pokes, prods, shakes, sniffss*

'gives Mrs B a concrete ' and Trillian some nice bath smellies


Ged says sure as long as its not 50 seperate designs

Got my pressies

got a really pretty notebook, a little book of spells, some cranberry soap n burner oil from the bodyshop, , a dvd ,an aromatherapy lamp thing n a nice jumper

just waiting for round 2 next weekend now

'tchoo'

'waves mistletoe'

Not who you were hoping for is my guess!

I'm not fussy






I've lost a bit of xmas spririt now my have been taken away for a week or so

'sets light to the xmas tree'

*Basks in warm melty glow of Serephina's burning tree*

The big meany cuddle depriver! Does that mean you guys won't be together for Christmas?

yeah ..We're a wee way apart, (rickmansworth to croydon), neither of us drive etc . I'll be at my mims xmas day and he'll be at his mums ..or dads im not sure whats going on there

I'll just get very pished soon as ive unwrapped all the booze i normaly get

That's a shame Still, I guess absence makes the thingy grow wotsit n'all that!

I really must remember to not start drinking until after I've cremated dinner this year!

oh the thingy grows wotsit allright

My mum still doesn't approve of me drinking 'rollseyes' so i pretend most of my double jd n cokes are jut coke good job i can hold it prettty well!

Smutty mare!

My mum was the same...she very rarely drank. She'd watch every sip of drink I took, especially when we'd do the 'family get together' thing Knowing I was there under sufference and tend to get a teensy bit sarcastic in situations like that when I've had a drinkypoo.

What else are toyboys for?

My mum used to like the odd gin but cant rink at all now cos of the meds shes on

>> a little book of spells, some cranberry soap n burner oil <<

And what spell will you cast with those ingredients? Don't you need some Eye Of Newt as well?

RF

Actually..'puts geeky head on' , the old recipes that state things like eye of newt, used no such thing! They were old names for plants and herbs . I'm not sure what eye of newt was otherwise called though off the top of my head