h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sarah has it, am looking forward to when she sends it to me...

*fingers crossed*

Apparently it's pretty bad.

I keep on forgetting her e-mail address, so I can't ask for it. I'll get her to put it on floppy disk...

Is is bad to want to see this so much?

Oh no no.... Just got a little taste of revenge, I recon... Only a harmless photo, filed categorically and used for blackmail later, possibly put on fliers on the 18th birthday...

Why wait for her 18th Birthday...

It's Vicky Edwards' Birthday today. Woo.

Awh... Happy Brithday Vicky....

Vicky would say thankyou, if she were here...

I'll pass on the message.

So, is there going to be aparty with ? Or more likely a party with ?

A party with ale? Methinks not... more like... *gag*... WKD

Nah, no party until after the exams. Then I shall go and watch them all get terribly drunk while I only get jolly. Yes. Shall be fun.

Yuck. Mind you, most people don't like my taste in alsohol, either. Actually, I don't even like alcohol. Just make sure you take a camera to get any very ebarrasing snapshots...

It's my last exam tomorrow...

I'd rather have a nice bottle of wine than alcopops any day... I do like alcohol, certain kinds, in moderation.

Oh I will take several cameras. 1 or 8

Red wine... Nothing much better. Beats icky beer any day. How can anyone drink that stuff? It smells like p#ss.

Ah, I'd take a safer number. How about 12?

I don't mind beer, rather than than the crap most people drink. I prefer cider but will drink beer if offered (has been brainwashed by Stella Artois)

Psssst... you go on neopets right?

http://www.neopets.com/happymeal/dailyprize.phtml

Heh heh...

Nooooo! So much brainwashing.... Must...Save...self...from .... McDonalds....

Ack, my exams are finally over. When do yours end? Stupid exams finishing, gives me a headcold. Next time, I won't work, it never does me any good .

So, what's up in NateWorld[tm]? Haven't caught you online in too long, I feel like we need a decent catch up session before I go on holiday

Well, seeing as I haven't been online in ages, I think you deserve a long post... that'll cheer you up no end...

My exams ended last week, on Monday I believe it was... but we had to go back into school on Wednesday for book return, which was fun, I forged a signiture, said goodbye to people, got given £5 and hit my Drama teacher (with his permission of course), a nice way to remember my time at school.

Sorry I have been absent. I'm only online now because I'm in hiding. I've been sheltering in my room with my books this weekend because of Glastonbury. I keep getting text messages from various people saying how much fun they're having and how good it is, I haven't switched the damn thing on since Friday. I can't watch tv for fear of catching a glimpse and becoming terribly depressed, I daren't listen to my regular radio station for the knowledge they'll go on about it for hours, I've taken to listening to jazz fm again which suits me fine but has led to a renewed taste for Hed Kandi.

Not much happening here in NateLand... [tm], am currently planning a trip to the London Wetlands Centre with Lucie, the eccentric one. Completely nutso that girl, she's complaining that I didn't attend the prom to see her Antique Ostrich Feather Fan and also telling me in a rather long, alcohol induced e-mail of various other hillarious things that happened whilst I did my 'hermit thang'...
"There was a really fat girl called Lucy, who went round telling everyone that she was "a bitch, but a nice bitch." and to call her "juicy lucy" and getting her breasts out to prove just how juicy she was. I had lots of depressing conversations with people, which were actually hilarious and probably the best part of the evening. Prom was pretty much the same, except everyone was in pretty dresses."

I did actually manage to leave my small cave yesterday with my Mother, my Father and his crazy friend and his partner, plus the best friend Lucy. Twas rather fun. We gave Julian, my Father's eccentic friend, a guided tour around St Albans, where he met a mental person in the Abbey and got chatting quite nicely to him, we found out that my Father was french kissed by a man a few years back (as much of a shock as it was to my Father as it was to us) and fed the ducks by the lake, where I was chased by a rather nasty looking goose and made a pet out of a rather ugly duck which I called 'Sparky' (I taught him to catch the bread and to jump for it, tres amusant), we got sick on cherries and I chose my wages for painting the hall (see below). It was all very enjoyable. And at no point during this outing did I run the risk of being cool... *grin*

Ooh, a holiday eh? Where to? When are you departing? *asks another 1000 trivial questions*... how many elephants in stockings?

It looks like I have myself all set for the summer. I've set up my own decorating business (already have two customers, bringing in £20 a day from Lucy's mother and a pair of converse trainers plus a pair of shoes de gothique from my Mother), how many kids can say they get paid in shoes? I'm also going to do a bit of waitressing for a Designer's party, the chance to mingle with the not-so-rich-and-famous and I am possibly going to do some more work for my Mother at her seminars, and then I might try to get a job at this flower/design show helping out, plus a regular income of £10-15 a week from the paper round, and a monthly £15 from my Father. Aww yeah... I've got it made...

How's everything with you then? Exams didn't go too badly I hope.

See you soon,
ta ta
Nate. E. Lee

Blimey, that is a long post....

Got given money? No fair! Hope the exams went well for you...I just had my A-level induction days.. Things are actually beginning to look up, I mean, I'm only doing one subject I hate and even then I'll have decent teachers for it. And less of the people I can't stand.

No worries. I keep forgetting that Glastonbury is even on, and whenever I do, I've always just missed a set that I would have liked to see. So I've given up Not that I'm seriously out of touch, or anything....Well, okay, maybe I am, but that's beside the point

Wetlands Centre? Man, I really am out of touch...
Talking of London, I finally got to the V&A to see the Westwood display... Great stuff, I thought
Lucie sounds like fun
Are you still up for doing Camden at some point in the summer?

You mean your father didn' know about it Reassuring? Geese, eugh, always after your sandwhiches.. ..Awh, ugly ducking! *sings*
Hey, it's hip to be square!

I'm off on Thursday to Florida, hardly original, I know, but it should be fun. And way too hot. I'll eb gone for 2 weeks
I think there were about 5 elephants in stocking..they were dancing and looked a little drunk.

Wow...You're a busy little bee... Sounds like fun though. I've flatly refused to work in the factory again, and am not working this summer at all. There just aren't many enterprises around that don't involve waiting tables, and I just can't stand being around meat, I'd probably throw up Being paid in shoes sounds like a great idea! I should try that sometime

As for me, well, things are rather bad right now but they always change. Stupid families. Why can's anything ever be stable? Ah well. Not really tonnes going on at the moment, just keeping out of trouble Exams went well, but I'm good at exams, so no real suprises, I guess.

Take care et al

TK2