h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, yeah, it's just that they're not that amazing, I mean, they're good if you like that sort of thing...

*is actually feeling quite ill*

*panics*

Nate, how many fingers am I holding up?
Take ddep breaths.. iiinn... ooooutt..

Urh

21?

~shrugs~

Close enough

Let me introduce Existential Elevator, the best and most precise psychotherapist in the country...

Damn straight!
Or something

Gawd, I really can't be bothered to revise.

I'm so lazy...

*sleep*

I'm skiving from school today specifically to revise for an exam I have tomorrow!
Better think about hitting those books Nate

I know you're right



It's so tempting to sleep through the whole thing...

Might have to pull some all nighters to get some serious revision done.

Ah f**k.

Don't worry Natey... it's only GCSEs, not quite the end of the world yet. Just short 10 minute bursts of random revision tend to be helpful.. pull a revision sleepover with friends... At the moment, I'm watching Spongebob in French heehee, and the Life of Brian comes with Fench subtitles...plenty to keep you working without actually /doing/ anything...
A little effort now will stop you panicing later. In theory. So stay relaxed and flick through thoses notes, surf on the net and do some of the bbc bitesze quizes... just little bits Don't feel WE all feel the same

I love you so much y'know. You've been a great friend.

I'm just finding it hard to motivate myself, but if I do little bits, make it interesting and so forth, I'm sure it'll be alright. Chin up and all that.

I can always watch the Lichtspeilhaus interviews with the French subtitles up

It's my last day of lessons, ever, today. And what am I doing? I'm sitting here by myself in a cover lesson half looking over BBC Bitesize Maths and half posting on g2. Hardly the wonderful last day I imagined. Ah well.

Heck, I'll send you some photo's that we took in ICT in the morning. That should entertain me. Lucky you.

You too...

I know... I've put most of it off untill the last minute, which was probably a bad idea... But I think that if you know what you need to actually re-learn, it doesn't matter too much. Little bits definitely work well. You don't get bored that way

Ooooooh

I didn't turn up on my last day. I hate everyone, what'd be the point in pretending I'm sad to leave? Actually, you're doing exactly what I did on my penultimate day...

Saw the photos... Eeeguh! I hate to say this, but how stuck up is everyone in your class? Especially the Chloe nearest the camera...

I know, no need to tell me about that Chloe, I don't get on well with her (remember my many complaints about every aspect of her personality?)

I don't like many people in our class, notice all the people I like are furthest away from the camera. Hmm. Coincidence? Methinks not.

Pah, my Father's getting angry because I said "Yes Mother", honestly he needs to learn to take a joke. If I reacted like that to one of his witty comments I would recieve a smack. Sigh. I'm not sure who's the bigger child.

Final day is over. Somewhat of an anticlimax I must say Maybe I should have just slept in, it would have been far more beneficial.

...Hence why I didn't show up to my "last" day... Everyone was going to dress up as St Trinians [how original! I'd never had thought of that!]. Aparently I didn't miss much. I thought it may have been that Chloe, but there were two But either way, my spidey senses tell me to stay clear of her... Odd. Odd indeedy. Call him grandma next time. Jeez Nate, anyone who threatens to give /you/ a smack is either blind or stupid You're 16 for Dieu sake! [Psst... Nate... looooooook... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F150575?thread=423026&latest=1 :-)]

My Dad's alright really, it's just that I'm so like him we tend to clash personality wise, but then again we have a similar sense of humour so it isn't always a pain.

I've just lost all respect I once had (which is to say, a very small amount) for the people in my year. They went to the park and got plastered.

I won't even begin to tell you how bad they were at the park except that when I came back an hour later, after I walked off in such a fit of anger it had got so bad that I ended up calling for an ambulance.

*sigh*

5 years I've been at school with these people, and that is how I shall remember them, semi naked drunken tarts covered in flour and spit. So sad.

Y'see, this is why I didn't bother attending any last days/last parties... I'd rather remember them as pathetic tarty b#tches than pathetically drunk tarty b#tches...Although it seems to me like your lot got way more out of hand than mine. It is sad.

I got a text from Sarah saying "That was the most memorable day of school, just a shame they were all bad memories"

Ah well. I suppose in a way it was rather funny. I did see several people I dislike humiliate themselves. Which was amusing. One girl who I hate beyond belief was so drunk she couldn't sit up, some boys came and threw flour on her. Her skirt was riding up and she was dribbling. A friend of mine came up to me and said "Terrible, this is so terrible." then went and took a photo of her. I would have repremanded him, but we had done the same thing 3 minutes earlier

It's true....

Grotesque... but good for blackmail

I saw her again today, it's hard to look people straight in the eye after something like that

~sniggers~

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