h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd like to submit an entry to AGG/GAG/CAC and claim my fifteen minutes of fame, from U523211 and i want to contribute A1980768, A1974008 the former of which i REALLY want to contribute but the latter of which is just cool
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I am having a little trouble getting my head around the concept here.
It strikes me as a very good job of displacing a lot of personal pain thru the act of humourous writing but does it rank up there with 'Romeo and Juliet'... I dunno, because you left out some details like, you don't say how you stopped her. And I'm honestly afraid to ask.

I am also quite worried that you openly claim to be worth $13,376,041 as a result of stopping Laura's laughter. Whether it is true or not, I'm not sure it's a good idea to say it in a public place. On the other hand, if you are worth $13,376,041 which part of your foot should I be sucking.


jwf

man u r funny
i chose the money to be 13376041 as it is l33t speek for leet goal
and the way i stopped her is the way i tell the reader to stop her at the end (by making her aware of your presence)
the concept of this article is to show people how you can stop a girl XXXtremely annoying habit
tokenwhiteguy /C

>> man u r funny <<

Sometimes perhaps. But in this case I'm way out of my depth with mysteries like 'leet goal' and 133t speek. I'm not even sure what a geek is but some nerds told me that geek speek and code and 133t have similarities. Similarities to what though remains an even deeper
mystery...?

So I'm going to have to accept the generational gap and admit I have no idea what you're on about. But that doesn't mean we won't publish your entry. No sir! Equal treatment for geeks, that's our motto.

As soon as <./>AggGag</.>/CAC starts up again in we will find room for your entry. The first couple of new issues are full already so stay tuned, and if I don't notify you here in a few weeks, then please post a reminder here for me.


jwf

w00t

Uhm.. yeah, right.

I'm sure your intention there is well meant and humourous but I really have no idea what it means. Looks like a wide-eyed 'wot!'

If you feel up to it, how about giving me a translation. I could use a short lesson in this brave new way of communicating.
And I still haven't resurrected CAC, can't seem to get my butt in gear, so keep bugging me until I do.

~jwf~

w00t means yay derived from the word hoot
l33t means elite
u want evree letter in l33t speek?
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sorry sum mistakes there agen from p
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Well god bless ya for trying.

>> w00t means yay <<

Which raises the question why not just type yay?
It's one whole letter and two shiftkey strokes shorter.

And what's in all the little boxes?

Never mind.
Old dogs and new tricks, ya know how it goes.
But bless ya for trying.


~jwf~

the point of l33t sp33k is that its hackers sp33k and people wont think of typing w00t in search engines

[] represents a straight vertical line but u cld just do l