h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The assassins creep silently forward in ones or twos. A large figure is hidden in a small dugout, watching an abandoned-looking temple, near invisible through the thick foliage.

[Pestilence] C'mon Nurgle boys, make a move will ya'!
*Turns to face the arriving assassins.*
Roll call boys an' girls! Who's up wi' me here?

Ready.

Late joiner, sorry i'm late!
Cant wait to fry those Nurgle-hugging freaks!

[Pestilence] Ah, the Ten-chi boy! Glad to have ya' here! Anyone else comin'?

dunno

Still waiting

*Dharackni puts himself into a medaditive state and waits for the word "go"*

::materlizes into the area::
I'm here

[Pestilence] Ah, it'll do. 'K then, here's what we do... First we find a way in. I can't see the door so you'll have to look around... Next, we find the cult and wipe 'em out!
Questions?

I'll go to the east. the warp seems to shift strangely over there...

[Pestilence] Ah, don't ol' Teenchy hate the rotty lads?

Um...I'll go try going around to the other side

[Pestilence] I'll find the front door... *Taps the Autocannon's ammo drum* ...Jes' let me do the knockin'!

You do that

*Creeps up behind a sentry, grapples him with a Bear Hug and squeeses. There is a loud and sickening crack as the man's ribs are shattered. The victim's head snaps back and blood gushes out of his mouth. Pestilence drops the bloody carcass*
[Pestilence] Saves ammo... let's keep movin'!

::looks at the dead body::
hm...mabey they should have had more alart sentry

[Pestilence] Maybe... but would that help?
*Spots a sentry moving towards him*

probably not
::whips two "Bobo Sphere's" at the sentry nailing him dead on into the head knocking him out::
ya...I got one!

[Pestilence] Nice. I'll make sure he don't wake up...
*Crushes the man's head in one of his giant hands with a sickening squelch. Wipes his hand on the corpse's uniform.*
Messy... Wonder how Tenchi-boy's doin'...

nice job!