h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I pleeeeeeeese have a ickle fishie all of my very own , O wise mighty and all powerfull one. Show me the way.

*light geams from above, and a sort of deep, yet girlish voice breaks the intolerable silence*

How would you like the fish to look?

Thank you for deigning to reply ,O Great One.
I work in an Intensive Care Unit so I would quite like a nurse fishie ,probably with a syringe or a stethescope or something.
Thanx loads and good luck in you bid for Mayor. You've got my vote.

Could I have a fish please???? A nice, blue type of fish, if pos - sort of a Bluebottle fish, if I may???
Please???

I've been following you round the fora,thereby finding lots of useful info
and happy trivia.Could you come up with a star-fish?
And could you direct me to the Front Page -my sense of direction has finally packed it in.)
Luv & thanx

Help, I'm lost. I've been swimming along happily following you through
various fora, picking up lots of useful info and shallow trivia. Could you direct
me to the front page?
Can you manage a star-fish?
Luv & thanx

Computer also packed in - told me untruths about transfers being impossible.
Never mind - can't have too much luv and fishes

If you still need it, you can get back to the front page by clicking the link in the upper right hand corner of your browser window, or by following this one http://www.h2g2.com

Thank you. Nice to have a friend in fishy circles. How did the paper go? I finally finished the research proposal an hour ago - hence the general woolly-headedness <>

You're Welcome! &, um, what paper?

Didja find yours, Irving? I just saw that other forum where you were asking for it, and I already had it up... sometimes the forums get lost and I can't find them to tell you when they're done... .

The others are also done, I'm just about to put in the HTML so they show up on the fish page

Hi Fenny So here you are! Check this out....I suspect that it
won't be around for long LOL
shazzPR

Hi Y'all,
The movin puddin is awesome shazz, nice one . I'm goin' lookin for my fishie now , fenny. Chack ya later.

Your Excellence (is this what virtual Mayors - VMs? - are addressed as?) Everybody else gets a fish - Can I have a dude fish with a Mohawk? I'll trade it for some "Cult Movie Reviews" - (Please reference us lowly souls/soles). (I think most of the movies I watch are cult movies then, I fall asleep watching most main-stream Hollywood movies). I have some ideas on my page for the "Tony Blair, Which?" project but I think reality is becoming stranger than fiction. If we make the movie, you can add it to your list.

Anyway I am fishless (help). Lacking in (Dover) sole.

I'll stop carping on about this now.

Oh, you can just call me Fenny (the Great) if you'd like.

What colour do you want the mohawk to be? And the fish for that matter? I hope you're still around... if not I'll just throw one together I see fitting. I'd love some more cult movie reviews Of course you're all getting referenced, more than that, you'd be the researchers... I'm just throwin' 'em all together . And if the "Tony Blair, Which?" Project gets made, believe you me, it'd be at the top of the list. I haven't heard a good joke about a public official other than Billy Clinton in soooo long, it'd be refreshing

I am not sure if *Tony Blair.Which* will be a cult though! He has spoiled it all by impregnating HIS WIFE LOL....aren't politicians supposed to go for their researchers/interns whatever for that kind of recreation! hehe
shazzPR

That's what I meant - I had this idea, then watching the bloody BBC World News I find that the news reports are pretty much more bizzare than what I hoped to create in our own little fictional fun-world - Oh Well! Try harder now, I guess (I like a challenge)!

PS. VM Fenchurch - The Mohawk could be green or pink, or else a conservative brown hair cut just like dudemeister. If you can attire the fish with a grey sleeveles t-s**t, it would be appropriate.

"Sleeveles t-s**t" - I do not want you to worry too much about what a t s**t is, nor to stick one on my fish. It should read "sleeveless t-shirt" - The "r" is not silent.

ROFLAPMP!! Dude..that was the most brilliant typo I have seen for a long time I am still cracking up!!
shazzPR

oh my!! i must say that this is priceless LOL!!!!
can't wait for everyone else to experience this little "slip" of yours
monsy