h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: Camgirls and Avatarred and Feathered Chat Rooms; an examined life might be worth reading about, but... - A689213
Author: (tonsil revenge) Goodbye, Chuck Jones! Read AGG/GAG! Write for it! - U186749

any girls want to talk dirty

How dirty?
-Lucy

"Caught misbehaving"? How so?

("Mother taught me to be good...")

Maybe you lose the body part you're misbehaving with?

So I could afford to misbehave three times

(o)(o)(o)

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A245170 even

Thank you Locy. That was interesting.

Now, How does one find Crippo? Anyone?

I think it might only exist in tonsil's head...
-Lucy

In that case I like the sound of tonsil's head.
Do you think he would let me into it?

Sorry, all, this was actually a first draft of a piece me and Deizoeb were discussing. Some yingyang bopped it into AWW without talking to me and then logged off, never to be seen again.
It does not exist...it was designed, if I ever finished it, to be bopped into PR to cause consternation there....

And, it was written right off the top of my head after having a brainstorm while washing the dishes...

He might prefer to let his 'head' into you...

While washing the dishes Lucy?

But when we get behind closed doors...

What a terribly appropriate simulpost...

-Lucinda (who could do with someone livening up the dishwashing)

well, if 'et al' means what I think it do....

It don't, sadly, or I'm sure 'Al' would volunteer...

I'm doing a little housewrecking today. I've sunk fifty pounds of dishes into the sink to soak. I've bulldozed some of th crap on the floor into the corners with the Hoover. I've washed the thirtieth load of laundry for this week and it's only....
What happened to all those disposables they promised us in the sixties? Paper clothes and all that?
I hate carpeting...give me wood or give me dirt anyday....
The stuff I keep finding! Broken toothpicks, open safety pins, earrings...bits of broken glass...pieces of string...dried bits of old food...I've seen cleaner barns!

inter alia?