h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Nips out for a from the BET FOR CHOPPERS booth)

*Leans over the bar*

"What'll it be mate? Cheap beer if you support CHOPPERS!"

Support them? I'm the bloody reinforcements!
Mine's a... (pauses, not knowing many REAL Australian beers)...

What's your best lager?

Uh... lager lager.... actually not being a beer drinker, I couldn't say; but how about a Tooheys New?

And it's free to all CHOPPERS members of course.

Toohey's New? That'll do.
(sorry for that invasion of your turf, Poetry Woman)

(swigs the )

[Shot of Y4K's legs sticking out of the croc's mouth. The croc is looking uncomfortable, having swallowed him whole. Y4K's lightsaber blade abruptly pokes through the side of the croc, making it even more uncomfortable. A moment later, the croc explodes, leaving Y4K looking very messy and nasty and nervous]

Now, that's GOTTA hurt.

Rallies at the sound of the exploding crocodile and puts down the beer (which has bits of crusty green skin floating in it now).

Back to the action!!
(Leaps back into the fray)

Poetry Woman glares. "Now that is TOO much!"

She rings up the RSPCA "Yes, hello?
There appears to be some suspicious looking pokemon being cruel to crocs. Yes, I KNOW it's illegal, can you send some of your top men to Darwin, please?"

She hangs up and glares at Y4K.

"You know, I didn't want to have to do this."

She throws a flare on the ground amidst the fray, and heads for the pokeballs, attempting to capture them.

Er, Y4K isn't a Pokémon. He's a clone.

Eek! You guys could be in for it when the RSPCA show up then!
I think you'd better be ready to explain things to them, PW!

[Y2K] Haw-haw!

Two burly men from the RSPCA scream up in a big car, they jump out and advance menacingly on the clones.

Poetry Woman nods "Yes, they're the two I told you about! Slap an injunction on them! Prevent them from ever owning pets! Make them pay hefty fines!"

The RSPCA men get out a sinister looking book and start writing the clones up for cruelty to animals.

[Mewtwo] }You still said they were Pokémon! I'll sue for libel! Vekura!{

[Vekura] {You aren't my boss.}

[Mewtwo] }RELEASE THE LAWYERS!!{

[pause]

[Mewtwo] }Er, where are they?{

[Wem] {They'll get here.}

Helps Vekura out against Y2C by sidling up on the fight from behind and smacking Y2C on the head...

*shows up seemingly out of nowhere and smacks Inkwash on the head!*

"Ow!"

Turns to look at the Cat

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