A Conversation for Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia

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Post 21

Inkwash

(Nips out for a smiley - ale from the BET FOR CHOPPERS booth)


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Post 22

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

*Leans over the bar*

"What'll it be mate? Cheap beer if you support CHOPPERS!"


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Post 23

Inkwash

Support them? I'm the bloody reinforcements!
Mine's a... (pauses, not knowing many REAL Australian beers)...

What's your best lager?


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Post 24

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Uh... lager lager.... actually not being a beer drinker, I couldn't say; but how about a Tooheys New?

And it's free to all CHOPPERS members of course. smiley - smiley


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Post 25

Inkwash

Toohey's New? That'll do. smiley - biggrin
(sorry for that invasion of your turf, Poetry Woman)

(swigs the smiley - ale)


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Post 26

Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C

[Shot of Y4K's legs sticking out of the croc's mouth. The croc is looking uncomfortable, having swallowed him whole. Y4K's lightsaber blade abruptly pokes through the side of the croc, making it even more uncomfortable. A moment later, the croc explodes, leaving Y4K looking very messy and nasty and nervous]


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Post 27

Garius Lupus

Now, that's GOTTA hurt.


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Post 28

Inkwash

Rallies at the sound of the exploding crocodile and puts down the beer (which has bits of crusty green skin floating in it now).

Back to the action!!
(Leaps back into the fray)


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Post 29

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Poetry Woman glares. "Now that is TOO much!"

She rings up the RSPCA "Yes, hello?
There appears to be some suspicious looking pokemon being cruel to crocs. Yes, I KNOW it's illegal, can you send some of your top men to Darwin, please?"

She hangs up and glares at Y4K.

"You know, I didn't want to have to do this."

She throws a flare on the ground amidst the fray, and heads for the pokeballs, attempting to capture them.


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Post 30

Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396)


Er, Y4K isn't a Pokémon. He's a clone.


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Post 31

Inkwash

Eek! You guys could be in for it when the RSPCA show up then!
I think you'd better be ready to explain things to them, PW!


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Post 32

Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C

[Y2K] Haw-haw!


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Post 33

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Two burly men from the RSPCA scream up in a big car, they jump out and advance menacingly on the clones.

Poetry Woman nods "Yes, they're the two I told you about! Slap an injunction on them! Prevent them from ever owning pets! Make them pay hefty fines!"

The RSPCA men get out a sinister looking book and start writing the clones up for cruelty to animals.


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Post 34

Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396)

[Mewtwo] }You still said they were Pokémon! I'll sue for libel! Vekura!{

[Vekura] {You aren't my boss.}

[Mewtwo] }RELEASE THE LAWYERS!!{

[pause]

[Mewtwo] }Er, where are they?{

[Wem] {They'll get here.}


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Post 35

Inkwash

Helps Vekura out against Y2C by sidling up on the fight from behind and smacking Y2C on the head...


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Post 36

The Two-Legged Cat

*shows up seemingly out of nowhere and smacks Inkwash on the head!*
smiley - biggrin


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Post 37

Inkwash

"Ow!"

Turns to look at the Cat


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