h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Minister of Black

Did you know I am vice minister at the ministry of purple

Light

For one moment I thought you said you had a vice...

Nice to see you at the Ministry

If ever you wish to become a Disciple, you know who to ask - it would be my pleasure



The Minister

* giggles *

What is involved in becoming a darker shade of purple?



Light

Read the rules - sign up

I see us as being the good guys

Like I've said before, if you think that the bad guys always wear BLACK - you've been watching too many Spaghetti Westerns

I've yet to decide what we're going to do and how we're going to do it

I suppose that will be up to the Disciples when I've got sufficient



The Minister

Oh Gracious Minister

OK So I read the rules

Do I have to sight up there or will here do

I know we cant use full stops but what about other punctuation

Do you think being called Light will confuse things at the ministry

I mean black is very rarely Light even when it is good

I see there are two disciples at the moment - I dont really know them at all (yet)

So what happens next

Light

Nip along here and collect your Ministry Badges

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A672653

I don't think your presence will cause any problems

#2 is a good old chap I welcomed to the site about a year ago

We've exchanged e-mails and a phone call

A man with a sence of humour

I also welcomed Geoff recently as well

As to what happens next, watch this space

By the time you read this, your name should be on the Disciples list



The Minister

Thank you Minister

I will get straight to it

Well maybe not straight

I will certianly come over and say Hi to the other disciples

#3 Light

Welcome aboard



The Minister

I would grin but I am not sure if that is allowed

#3 Light

Best not to get carried away



The Minister

Nope we would not want that now would we Minister

No joy and frivolity here then

* manages not to giggle *

#3 Light

I must approve of the fact that you hand type the < blackcat > thing rather than copying and pasting - most admirable

I tend to do that myself



The Minister

* giggles and blushes *

Whoops!

Sorry Minister

Dyslexic even in smilies

#3 Light

I'm glad you're here, we need a bit of giggling and laughter to brighten The Ministry - especially at this time of year

I've got a song for you

Old Mac Donald was dyslexic, Q P Z R J



The Minister

* laughs *

I have not heard that one before * giggles *

My favourite dyslexic joke is the one about the dyslexic pimp - brought himself a warehouse

#3 Light

We now have a task, as members of the Ministry Of BLACK

Drop past The Ministry to find out what it is



The Minister

Yes Minister

* giggles and wonders if it will ever become Yes Prime Minister *

#3 Light

Wot - no Light?

I have made some slight alterations to the rules in order to promote "The Task"

I suggest you re-aquaint yourself with them



The Minister

* bluches *

Sorry Minister

I have another question for you if I may Minister

How does one get dispensation to use another smiley


Dark Disciple #3 Light

AGB's case is very special as her goo is BLACK for some reason

If there is a particular Smiley you wish to use, just ask and I will give it careful consideration

If the smiley comes into existance I will not hesitate to grant permission for that



The Minister