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I've only got 3 Queen CDs and a tribute called Dragon Attack - various artists playing Queen songs

I've got at least 9 Albums though

Our guitarist turned up with a copy of Sheer Heart Attack, I wanted to pinch it, take it home and fill my boots!!

I think it's by far their finest hour



The Minister

So you can recommend it then !

I dont think I know Sheer Heart Attack

Are there any tracks on it I wuld recognise


Dark Desciple #3

Brighton Rock, Now I'm Here, Killer Queen, Stone Cold Crazy, Flick Of The Wrist, In The Lap Of The Gods, Tenement Funster, Bring Back That Leroy Brown and She Makes Me (Stormtrooper In Stilletoes) are about all I can remember for now (in no particular order)

The band is learning Killer Queen to go in the middle of Bohemian Rhapsody, which is the way Queen used to do it, back in 1976. But keep that under your hat!



Bassman

Sounds a fab album - I think it will have to join my collection at some point!

And dont worry I wont tell anyone - just let me know when you premiere it!



Light

It appears we have forgotten where and who we are

It's my fault, I forgot to post correctly first

It could be as early as 9 February at a pub in Coventry called The Beer Engine

We should be able to get a couple more rehersals in before then

I'll let you know



The Minister

Sorry Minister

It must have been the excitement of the moment

9 Feb is not long at all - what day of the week is it



dark Desciple #3

It's a Saturday

They're a bit of an odd crowd in that place at times

They tend not to make too much noise for most of the gig - then go totally wild at the end

I think we did two encores last time we layed there



The Minister

That'll be PLAYED then

I hate it when that happens



The Minister

I did wonder why they waited to the end to make a noise!



Light

Don't know, although it hacks me off to think that we're only good when they're pi***d, if you know what I mean. It must be the musical equivalent of Beer Goggles.

There was one girl there last time - she was.... relaxed as a newt stumbled right into Keith's keyboards, luckily enough he managed to catch them with his other hand (Another saucer of milk for Bassman please)



Bassman

I am sure that 'musical beer goggles' are not really needed to enjoy your band!

I am a little intreagued however - if Keoth only used one hand to catch the keyboard - what did he catch with the other


Dark desciple #3

Ahh, it's a musician type joke - I know loads.

Keyboard players quite often only play with one hand, so the joke goes,

How many keyboard players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, he does it with his other hand



How many Bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they're not afraid of the dark!!



Bassman

What hero's you Bass players are


My fave Lightbulb joke has to be

How many femanists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One and IT IS NOT FUNNY!!!






Light

We appear to have forgotten where we are again

How many wonen with PMT does it take to change a light bulb



17, BECAUSE IT DOES - RIGHT



The Minister

* giggles *

Sorry Minister

I think there is a collection of lightbulb jokes around here somewhere - obviously dear to my heart as I need to know about these things!!!

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb




1 but it really has to want to change



Dark desciple #3

Have you popped across to the Musician's Guild?

They've got loads of musician jokes - all very good



The Minister

Not yet - I am *trying* not to start too many new threads - but failing abismally

Maybe at the weekend - except I have a friend staying

Dark Desciple #3

I have to keep unsubscribing to loads of things - and then wonder why I don't hear from researchers for ages



The Minister

Well I did ot check it out

And I did not subscribe to any new conversations

I had a wonderful time with my friend

Did not spend much time on line

So maybe that is why

Dark Desciple #3

I'm pleased you've been having a nice time with your friend. I've been away from the computer, so I've not had any time on line for a week or so.



Bassman