A Conversation for Hotel Hanger

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Post 1

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*CV starts setting up an extremely powerful force field on an independent, unconnected computer system to store the KID and other rowdies in* *he also sets up a one-way door*


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Post 2

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)


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Post 3

Fred Smith

Go's down carrying a rifle. So, who is it we have down here today?


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Post 4

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

It will be a rogue ACF trooper, THE KID, when he gets his furry canine butt down here. Don't worry, I'm escorting him down with a plasma rifle to his head. He can't help but co-operate.


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Post 5

Fred Smith

Ok, I guard him when he gets here. I've always been neutral inthe wars. As I don't like dogs and I'm allergic to cats.


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Post 6

Robert

*Crouches down and fiddles with the nearest access port*
*The forcefield destabilises*
*walks in and reactivates the field, setting off a few metal detectors on the way*

I'm handy with a gun as well.

*Pulls out a SMG*

Need any help?

(I've been neutral for a while)


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Post 7

Fred Smith

Sure, we'll need all the firepower we can get, I've heard some of these dogs are very good fighters. (The cats are too of course.)


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Post 8

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*takes out his plasma rifle and waits for his alternate self to hurry up...*


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Post 9

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)


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Post 10

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*turns on the internal holoprojector and has some fun shooting targets* He'll get here...


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Post 11

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Hey, everybody, people have caught me on a technicality. The RED DOG room in the gift shop please.


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Post 12

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

Well Guys l guess you Win. l will become Compliant.
smiley - fullmoon


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Post 13

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Never mind then. Now, of course, you will recieve decent treatment. I draw the line at calling the local canine "escort services", but a proper dwelling is sufficient. *a house appears in the cell*


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Post 14

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghostsmiley - popcornsmiley - biggrin


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Post 15

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*inspects popcorn and then places it inside for THE KID*


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Post 16

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

Thank You, Ex-r ave ya any hot sauce. Me friend.
smiley - fullmoon


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Post 17

THE KID (Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

Hey no Body going to bring me any hot sauce. Please.
If not l guess l'll ave to wat me's popcorn dry. Ever ate dry popcorn. Well if it's made with shortin l guess it wil ave to do.
smiley - fullmoon


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Post 18

Robert

Hey, he can't speak either smiley - smiley (i really need to learn some more smileys)


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Post 19

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Axe, as a computer guru you should know that the smileys are links to the Master Smiley Page, where you can learn everything from to


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Post 20

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

'scuse me, that should read smiley - martiansmile to smiley - burger.

And Mr. Kid, If you need hot sauce, there's an intercom inside that dwelling I prepared. Feel free to ask and our bartender or one of his assistants will be glad to bring it down.


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