h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*venom enters using his manual override key, seeing as Yo seems a little slow on his computer* I like what you've done with the place. *Walks back out and teleports to the Complex hanger, where he hopes his shuttle is ready*

Yo, we need backup in the Detention Cell, if you wouldn't mind helping out. I need to make sure a rogue ACF trooper doesn't leave.

*crawls in through a maintainence hatch*
Those things are useful...
*rewires the door to let in Starpilot employees*
*walks out*

So are sysop overrides. Fixing stuff around here?

Points to his access card, for the third time this week:

"Occupation: Bartender, Chief of High Technology, Pain In Venom's ass
Access: MAINT10, BAR10, SYS5, EVA9, UBS7, TRIPWIRE10"*

*wonders why he chose to do that while he was sitting at his desk, gets up and fixes the wiring.*

*Sigh* Leave the wiring alone Yo, or I'll disconnect the door security. We need to come in and out sometimes you know.

*Goes to the nearest terminal and runs CHMOD G+X DOOR*

tisk tisk axe, tis my office and if you had bothered to ask me I would have told you that you were authorized to enter. As to the rest of the personel, thats on a case by case basis. And surely you didn't think that my office is on the same security system as the rest? You see I don't trust general security systems, I like having a seperate one.

Still, I reserve the right to sysop override on my (note owner: MY) station, but of course I will respect your privacy. *runs MSDOORCFG and sets it for Yo, SM, and CV, with conditional access for Axe*

What exactly does "conditional" mean in this case?

Conditional meaning during emergencies and maintanence periods.

Ok, 'cause on this station, "maintainence" means all the time .

'cuse me, that should read "critical maintenance"

And that's monthly

*gets thrown out of the room by the nearest security guard*

*crawls into the nearest maint. hatch and starts hacking it*

And don't even try to discover me there. Oh, and EVA isn't a part of the Maint. subsystems (for emergency reasons).

Yo's independent security system covers the hatches, and is not networked except when needed (like dial-up) by an authorized subsystem. Maintanence is not one of them. The only ones that work are security, emergency, and venom-personal

I'm not trying to hack my way back into the room.

*doesn't want to know what Axe is hacking...*

*axe is hacking the maint. hatch*

*wonders why Venom seems to have lost the ability to read*