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Post 41

Robert

*sits back and watches venom*


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Post 42

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Pull! *another Moderator bites the dust* AND DON'T YOU TRY TO MODERATE MY POSTINGS... OR YOU'LL BE THE NEXT SKEET.


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Post 43

Robert

smiley - laugh

Tibi moriendum est

Oops

Don't even try it moderators!


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Post 44

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

I don't know Latin, it's a dead language. Although, well I take that back, one phrase: Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori.
Pull! *another moderator bites the dust*


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Post 45

Robert

The school that I go to is really big on pointless lessons smiley - biggrin

It's strange though, I used the same phrase in another posting and it got moderated smiley - smiley.


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Post 46

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

As far as I'm concerned, most of what I'm learning is pointless. Especially fictional analysis! Ugh, the guy just wanted to write a story, why is that so hard to understand without adding a theme and symbols and "Christ-like characters!!!!!"


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Post 47

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

EVA, find the moderator who moderated Axe's posting.
[EVA] Done
Place that picture on a skeet and Pull! *the skeet explodes!*


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Post 48

Robert

smiley - biggrin


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Post 49

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*chucks him a Mercenary diffuse energy weapon* Come on, grab a lane and join me. Nobody like moderators!


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Post 50

Robert

[mobile phone] Yes, Anna, I'll be sure that no real moderators get in there...

*turns of the mob*

OK!


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Post 51

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

I insist to ask, who is Anna?


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Post 52

Robert

Anna McGovern
Deputy Community Editor, h2g2

Or something like that.

IE, the subeditors' "boss".


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Post 53

Robert

Her UID is U25 FYI.


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Post 54

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Alright... She didn't mention running the moderators... *puts the Moderation FAQ (which appears to be the biggest bunch of BS and the biggest propaganda hoax I've ever SEEN IN MY LIFE!) onto a skeet* Pull!


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Post 55

Robert

She doesn't run the moderators, she just wouldn't like me to be shooting BBCi workers.

smiley - biggrin

*sits back a bit more and breaks the deckchair*


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Post 56

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*maintenance dwarfs emerge from the turbolift and repair the chair, somehow doing it while Axe is still sitting. They also add a spring so that Axe can sit back more*


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Post 57

Robert

Thanks

*leans back a bit more*

Now, what were we talking about?


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Post 58

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*pops another moderator* I believe it was Anna McGovern and either pissing or not pissing her off...


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Post 59

Robert

smiley - biggrin


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Post 60

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*thinks about putting Anna's photo on a skeet...* *decides against it* EVA, random moderator... Pull!


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