h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry I haven't been keeping up. The stupid server (may it rot in hell once they get a better one) unsubscribed me from all of the Hotel and Complex conversations so I haven't noticed you. BTW, the Cantina group still hasn't finished with my ship, so if you need repairs, do it yourself! I trust your new office is large enough?

ohh yes, perfect. They still have not finished with your ship? How long did they say it would take?



[OOC]I'm going to make a link to it now

I told them to rush it, so hopefully it will be done. There was some debate on the weps loadout.

*Venom walks in and hands all of the "nonessential" personnel keys to some of his three-star rooms.*

[Random Guy] Hazza! Hazza!

*ushers usher the crew up to their rooms, where they will find food and cheap booze*

*The Hitchhiker's Vision (the recently added battlecruiser and ex-freighter, which is basically a mobile operations base for the illustrious owner Venom) hovers up, and then blast out of the hanger at half sublight speed*

*The UBS Tripwire VI flys in through the big door thingie () in one of the walls*

*gets out*

Brilliant, I've got to find bay 75.

1.. 2.. 3.. 70.. 75, ahh here we go...

*gets back in*

Computer, engage docking mechinisms on bay 75.

[computer] confirmed. System teleport activated. Destinations are http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A715826 for normal people and http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A715826 for Classic Poo, sorry, Classic GOO users.

You gave dimensions, but no CLASS! What is it, a freighter, a battlecruiser, a destroyer, a carrier, a what? Oh, and the hotel's men have been informed of your porthole situation and are attending to it.

Hey, I had five minutes to do it in!

Hmm, according to H2G2 Betian Edition, it's a cross between a carrier and a battlecruiser, 'cuase it has pretty powerful weapons, but can carry a crew of 600, and includes hotel and leisure facilities as well as docking bays. When I get time, I'll add a few conversation topics to cover those functions.

I've already got my internal staff onto the porthole incident.

Nice... When you takin' 'er out again? I bet the ride's nice. Any extra seats on the bridge?

Nope, I'm having the whole ship refitted. The previous owner had no taste.

I'll go out on the test couse when the refit's complete, which'll be a while 'cause I can't be bothered to do it ATM.

*The HV lands in the hanger (42) reserved for it*

Really? Whenever you get 'er ready, I'd like the 10cent tour.

I've got the basic stuff online now, go to the Tripwire's Central Hub conversation.

*Walks into Hanger 532.* So this would be my latest purchase. I guess I should start by improving the power system. But that does sound like a lot of work. I have a better idea. *Gets out a stepladder and a few pots of paint and starts to create a mural on the ships side.*