h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You walk in. To your right is the buffet, to your left the cash register. To the general center is a solitary man in a trenchcoat that seems to be inviting shady customers. A sign reads "Seat Yourself, We can't afford the time off on our Waitresses!"

*The creepy guy leaves the restaurant and flies off in a small cloaked fighter. He was evidently a Rebel operative looking for trouble.*

*Suddenly, you look around. Axe_123 is sitting in the seat opposite you.*

Next time, you should watch your back. I could have been anyone... Axe_123 reporting for duty.

Don't worry, I have other people watching my back for me. If you were "Anyone" you would be dead. Yo hasn't showed up yet, so if you would like to partake in some of our buffet, it's on the house.

Sorry Axe, Yo told me that the mission has already been carried out. Guess we're a bit slow on the post. Sucks, I haven't seen combat in a while. However, I could use a security guard around here, if you would be willing...

sorry gentlemen, if only you had been earlier, I'll keep you in mind for the next series though, not much is going on except for the dog-cat wars, btw are you guys on either side of that conflict?

CATS ALL THE WAY! *opens door in the back of the restaurant (heavily secured) to reveal a steak/bone launcher, a sueezy dog toy gun, a dogloo vaporization device and (my personal favorite) a flea-collar neutralizer, introduced at the Armory a while back)

CATS ALL THE WAY! *opens door in the back of the restaurant (heavily secured) to reveal a steak/bone launcher, a sueezy dog toy gun, a dogloo vaporization device and (my personal favorite) a flea-collar neutralizer, introduced at the Armory a while back)

CATS ALL THE WAY! *opens door in the back of the restaurant (heavily secured) to reveal a steak/bone launcher, a sueezy dog toy gun, a dogloo vaporization device and (my personal favorite) a flea-collar neutralizer, introduced at the Armory a while back) BTW how do I get to the cathouse?

CATS ALL THE WAY! *opens door in the back of the restaurant (heavily secured) to reveal a steak/bone launcher, a sueezy dog toy gun, a dogloo vaporization device and (my personal favorite) a flea-collar neutralizer, introduced at the Armory a while back) BTW how do I get to the cathouse?

Well, go to that link I gave you earlier and in it is bound to be listed their sight

Thanx BTW what side RU on?

at the moment, I'm netural, with all the excitement going on it makes other dealings less noticable........

Do you have anything in mind?

We've had some teasers causing a bit of a ruckus up here. *hands him a high-voltage cattle prod* I can't take care of them all the time. So, you want the job?

*wanders in on her break from the cantina* Hey, nice place

Why hello Lynne! We just were not talking about you. Welcome to my little corner of the institution. Ok so I've gone emticn-nutz

[A shadow appears on the ground, and Cat Clipboard pops out of it.]

[Cat Clipboard] :

You told me you need my Reality Ray. it's not for sale, but I can transform you with it for free!

Yes, that thing is great technology. I just feel a need to be feline when dealing in the cathouse, etc., so maybe I'll just pop in when I need it?

[Cat Clipboard] :

Well, I know about a couple ways you can turn into a cat, and the easiest one is just by concentrateing to the continuity of the thread you're in. In Cat/Dog forums, you'll be able to go from human to cat just by thinking about how you want to look. You'll need to make a description of "cat venom" or whatever you want to name yourself.