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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Started conversation Dec 4, 2004
I have recently found an evil tome... A tome that contains the secret to ultimate power! The book is the Tome of Enternal Darkness and it contains all the secrets of the ancients Mantorok, Xel'otath, Ulyaoth, and Chatturga. With their powers and magicks I have gained more power than I could vocalize earlier! Actually, now I just have a name for my power.
If that isn't enough I have also mastered the secrets of the Orders of the Mages of Black and White! I have immense power now and if I didn't keep forgetting, I COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!
I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS SPELL TO PROTECT YOU FROM ME! A FIVE POINT SHIELD SPELL!
MANTOROK PARGON SANTEK PARGON BANKOROK!
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mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing Posted Dec 4, 2004
Ah yes!, but what of the Yellow Ancient?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 5, 2004
...I found a FE style Encantation Generator...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 6, 2004
The yellow ancient has not yet a name so I cannot channel its awesome/annoying floor zappy and zombie scroll power!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 6, 2004
...you mean the ablity to be good at math...right...
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Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord Posted Dec 7, 2004
.... No. No asian jokes, por favor.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 7, 2004
Why not? Everyone else is doing it 
! *setting a bad example*
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Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord Posted Dec 7, 2004
... 
*smacks EvilClaw with tail*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 7, 2004
...that wasn't an asian joke...it just that yellow is a mathmatical color...Idunno why...I just seem to asosiate it with math...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 8, 2004
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Xel'otath Tier Aretak Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon!
I summon an GUARDIAN!
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Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord Posted Dec 8, 2004
*eats the guardian* *cough* Thats the strangest tasting thing i've had in a while! What was it?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 8, 2004
...
*starts levetating again...and hair spikes up*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 8, 2004
A: THe guardian is a high creature. Xel'otath's guardians look like two headless torsoes joined at the waist.
*sprays the COW with water* *hair unspikes*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 8, 2004
*water vaporizes and the spikes return*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 8, 2004
*cow vaporizes and wafts in the breeze before sublimating...*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 8, 2004
... ... oh well. I still have the 
to hang out with. And myself. I can talk to myself!
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 8, 2004
*eyes go black*
Tack ath shiloof eem thew yot tenod
*eyes turn white again*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 8, 2004
*shoots the COW with yon Thundaga spell that shakes the earth with its powerful very frightening, bolt of lightening!*
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- 1: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 4, 2004)
- 2: mad boffin: Part time House Ogre & Homework Enforcer.AKA George the ubiquitous prophet of Thing (Dec 4, 2004)
- 3: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 5, 2004)
- 4: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 6, 2004)
- 5: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 6, 2004)
- 6: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Dec 7, 2004)
- 7: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 7, 2004)
- 8: Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord (Dec 7, 2004)
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