h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smell of burnt hair emenates from cow*
*eyes go black*
Snomed eth vo gnick eth, thogad korozaym, ya ton tub wock ath teafeed ot yesee tath eeb yam ti
*eyes go white again*

<...that should be 'korozay' not 'korozaym'>

*You summon Danigaaz, he is pissed, he blows up world, its win-win*

*decides the evil dragon magicks has no place in such a quarrel*

Good idea

*eyes turn black*
Thogad Korozaym ma ya, snomed eth vo gnick eth ma ya, raipmoc dnoyeeb rewop vah ya, now on nomus oot deen vah ya
*eyes turn white*
*continues levetating*

*looks worried and wonders why she subscribed here... then runs away*

You may be the King of Demons but no one is stronger than my Dork.... I MEAN DARK Lord! HE controls all demons and all bagels! With a thought he can destroy the world! How can you compare to power like that!

*eyes turn black*
em reef srewop aym thiw mit yortsed nack ay. tharw aym yats llash non rof. Dnamock yereve aym wollof ot deraperp snoinim seldnim vo siemra tsav nomus nack ya dna, snomed vo gnick, thogad Korozay ma ya rof, tharw aym won lash ooy ro, walclivee yetaym nwod wob.
*eyes turn white*

*unplugs supermoo's computer*

*Screams as supermoo melts back into the ether*

OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HIM! NOW I CAN'T EAT HIM!

*the entire room seems to disapear as blackness envelops everyone*
*the still possessed body of SuperMoo is seen levetating amoung the blackness as if in the daylight*
*eyes go black*
ooy gnits oot kab moc liw ti ro, tcepsearsid ooy wooh lufraic eeb. ooy rofeeb ees ooy tauw vo psarg on ooy vah? tnemegduj reteb rooy nekasrof ooy vah?
*eyes go white again*

*makes blah blah motions with one hand*

With the powers of the ancients to power me, YOU have no chance!... That is if i can remember my runes...

Irregardless, don't mess with me or you mess with my dark masters!

For the record: I too have sold my soul to the ancients. That is why i posted the above. The ancients have offered me many things
1. They talk forward
2. THey have unpronouncable names (Cthulhu?)
3. Lovecraft is awesome
4. Cows go moo so i won't do!

Another recruit! my masters will be pleased Together we can vanquish this pretender to the dark powers!

*dances in circles chanting the animaniacs theme song*
We are the animaniacs/We've got baloney in our sacks!

*floats down to floor*
*pupils return to eyes*
...no no no...you surely really won't do...
well have to get a different one of you...
one that indubitably says moo...
only one like that'll do...
*floor begins to melt as eyes turn black again*
eem kovorp taughn ood

*starts to levetate again but eyes do not return to white*

*considers walking around with a feather duster but desideds unsubscibing is probably easyer*

... *uses magic to flip to the last page*

And the cat, and the cow, but not the lived happily ever after... EL FIN.


thats kinda a gyp.

well no one likes s! They're big and smelly and rude.

I think dragons are cute....