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Evangeline Started conversation Mar 3, 2005
I have been on the receiving end of some bizarre turns of phrase and really odd questions over the years.
"Do y'all sell ingredients?", "I'm looking for flavorless chewing gum", not to mention "I'm looking for clean dirt...". spring to mind.
I have to say that so far, the winner is: "I can't drink a soda out of a bottle, because my tongue always gets stuck.".
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
I should say so
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Evangeline Posted Mar 3, 2005
*looks through the job section of the newspaper*
There isn't anything better in there.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
*frowns*
let me see
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
*looks*
here look
*points*
WANTED EVIL SIDEKICK NO EXPERIANCE NESSACCERY, MUST OWN A CAT
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Evangeline Posted Mar 3, 2005
I'm pretty sure I could be diabolical.
Not sure if I could do evil, very well.
Where would I have to apply?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
Evildoersrus.com
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Evangeline Posted Mar 3, 2005
See, I would have to practice my evil doing skills first.
*looks for a victim*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
try him over there
*points*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
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Evangeline Posted Mar 3, 2005
I'm sure I have never seen him.
And, if he hasn't done anything to you, then that would be a waste of a perfectly good evil doing practice session.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
you could try your evil doing on GB
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Evangeline Posted Mar 3, 2005
GB?
Are you trying to keep me from pestering you, properly?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2005
Well, you could try Bill Gates. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Mar 3, 2005
GB U518809
and would I do that? 
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Evangeline Posted Mar 3, 2005
Paul, the can have Bill Gates. 
Cal, oh, that GB.
Would you try a diversion? Well, the alternative is I pester you, instead.
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