h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You could have been a winner
You should have taken me

It was so damned cold
When I held ya
You were shakin' me...

Finally! After almost four hours, I remembered the name of that Bryan Adams song.

Yep, that time is definitely wasted.

Last night, I dreamed that I was trying to find the Emerald City, but I had to keep dodging those ing cyclones.



Where's a good yellow brick road when you need one>

I'll grant you, it isn't one of Bryan's best. But then again, it was from his first album(1980).

A good yellow brick road would definitely not have been constructed by the Louisiana department of highways and road repair.

I see.

Do the roads that *they* design lead to Hell?

I've had a hellish time driving on some of those roads.

Keep on truckin', Mama,
Truckin' till the break of day.
Keep on truckin', Mama,
Truckin' till the break of day.
You're the best truck-driver this end of town.
You do your drivin' from the hips on down.
Keep on truckin', Mama,
Truckin' till the break of day.

I got a freaky old lady
Name of Cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans

I got my poor old gray hair daddy
Driving my limousine



My favourite lines from a Dr Hook song

Hi Vicki!

Shouldn't you still be in bed!!!!!



Morning me deary

Good Afternoon.


I woke up at 5:30. Already showered, breakfast is next.

Still planning that trip, and trying to convince someone to come with me.

Let me at him and I'll soon convince him

You're persuasive?

Kind of worries me a bit that my co workers ask when am I leaving... but not how long is the trip supposed to be or when will I be back.

Do you think they are trying to tell me something?

Well, as soon as he hears my feminine English accent, he'll want too!

It's my mother who does the husky voice though



.......perhaps they don't want you to go?

I can do the husky voice with the southern accent.

My co workers think the trip is a great idea. They just seem so enthusiastic that it's as if they don't want me to come back.

Maybe the will play when the 's away.

and cause torment so when you get back you have lots and lots of tidying up to do!

The state of upheaval my office is usually in when I return from vacation is enough to make me never want to take a day off, for any reason.

To chaos rules then!


Same here to

I asked someone why they only ask when I'm planning on leaving. She said, "You're planning on coming back? Why?!".

I did not need that.

Make like a tree, and leave.