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Driving test tomorrow

I am SURE you will be fine! Go to bed, lie back & think of France ok! Me & the s have every available limb & whisker crossed, you should see us!

"merde" as they say over here; keep in touch & let me know how you get on OK?



zdt, yoda, moooon.

az

Just remember, you get ten points for every criminal you hit and minus ten for innocent civilians.

Or was that for my gun licence?

az

RK

Oooooo time to change your moniker to: Making RoadKill.

Ah, that would be appropriate, I failed unfortunately. Next time.

Oh you poor dear! What can I do to up your spirits?

You could buy him a gun and a special shooting range. Ten points for every criminal you hit, and fifty for every driving test examiner.

...*takes out her note pad and adds to the Christmas list...*

for next time

Oh stuff it, they don't know a good driver when they see one.

You shall pass next time and go to the ball in your new car...

Did you know, that pass centres are only allowed to pass so many people in a week? I was told that by my birth mom's hubbie who is a driving instructor for the DVLA in Swansea. Perhaps you was of that percentage.

What did you fail on?

I think it was when he ran over the nun on the zebra crossing. Unreasonable to be failed on a technicality like that i say.

zdt

That's nothing, I hit five monks in my driving test. Apparently I took a wrong turn and drove into a monastery. And I failed because I forgot to signal at the turn.

*laughs out loud*

When I sat my driving test I was in the R.N. so had to try and get a cancelation during my leave period.
I was lucky to get one in Keith which was around twenty miles from my home town

Got there OK, but I never knew the town at all, so when the tester said take "first left" I did!!and ended up in a car wash!!

So after that, I thought I had blown it, so I just relaxed and carried on enjoying it really.
I was shocked when he told me I had passed!! but he did tell me that I should at least know the area Im going to be tested in, he was ing at the time
Smudger

ps, good luck next time RK

You took your driving test in Keith????? that's my ex!! I had no idea he was eligible to be driven over, i would have done that if i'd known at the time!

zdt

Hi Terri, it was the town of Keith, I wish I cpuld have driben over my X as well, would have saved me a fortune
Smudger,