h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have just handed in my last piece of university coursework- only three months late- and that means I'm outta here. three years ago, I decamped from Warrington, in Cheshire, up here to Sunderland in the cold northern wastelands. And now, alas, 'tis time to go back. I'll be starting work on Monday, full time at the solicitor's office I used to work at part time during holidays (remember me telling you about the day I inadvertantly found myself in charge?)

So anyway, I've decided to compile an utterly self-indulgenet list of stuff about universiuty, and Sunderland geneally.

Favourite uni modules:
1. POL213: Protest and Terror
2. AMS302: Contemporary Issues in American Society
3. LAC171: Language and Culture
4. POL208: American Politics and Government
5. HAD222: Twentieth Century American Art

Favourite girlfriends while at university:
1. Laura, I fell at her feet
2. Laine, Canadian Redhead
3. Agatha, Petite French girl
4. Amanda, nurse from gateshead

Favourite University bars/pubs/clubs
1. Bonded Warehouse- otherwise known as the Bondage Whorehouse
2. Wearmouth Bar
3. Manor Quay- otherwise known as the ManQuay, pronounced Manky

Favourite non-university bars/pubs/clubs
1. The Smugglers
2. The Lambton Worm
3. Varsity
4. The Royalty
5. the Ropery
6. Pzazz
7. Bar 36

Favourite ways of spending money in the last three eyars:
1. beer
2. food
3. insane trips to Scotland to watch Cowdenbeath play football

Least favourite ways of spending money:
1. rent
2. Tuition
3. Gas

Veddy interesting...

A list of my own.

1. Just for being nosey's sake, why so many American studies?

2. Redheads are insane, no exceptions, even wholesome Canadian ones. And lots of them have that whole inverted nipple thing...

3. Love the Bondage Whorehouse and Manky!!!!

4. The Lambton Worm sounds like it has a story behind it.

5. Beer, food, Scotland. A fine combination if I do say.

6. Gas? Has Britain finally joined the Western Hemisphere and abandoned *petrol*? About bleedin' time if you ask me, throw it in the bin with *wireless* I say! Oh, or perhaps you have an intestinal disorder in which case I apologise. Hope it doesn't bother the piles.

Gas being natural gas to run central heating and cookers I think Zoomer.

I bloomin hate paying for that as well.

Luckily I live in a hydro-electric and natural gas producing province which makes it relatively inexpensive. For now anyway, I expect this too shall pass.

And speaking of passing, thanks for that explaination, I was very worried that Egon might have an internal problem that might interfere with his relationships with Laura, Laine, Agatha, and Amanda.

Here you go Zoomer - A882911 The Lambton Worm.

Silly joke courtesy of yours truly.

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