h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh hang on a mo, I'm supposed to be a refined demure heroine.

*resets her personailty and reappears perfectly coffiurered and dressed in an imaculate gown

*also resets personality...

Right, now, where had we got in this mystory thing

*resets personality also and forgets who he is

cor how did this big sparkling dimond appear on my finger!!

*wakes up Hmm, I'm not sure....

Must be late in this world as we seem to be the only two left in this night club everyone else must have gone home...

Hmm, yes, i remember when this was a fairly busy place Guess they just don't know how to have a good time

*sound of evil laughter from inside broom cupboard!

*shocked to hear sound of evil laughter and swiftly downs a wisky sour and two manhattan's
Hmm, I wonder where that evil laughter came from, who it belongs to, and what it might signify?
*lights particularly long, slender cigarette and stands, looking eligent and sipping a second Wisky sour

Maybe the evil laughter came from the person who murdered the waiter or was it the barman, I forget.

*drinks a elegant champange cocktail

Perhaps things are picking up?!


Hmm, I think* it came from this cupboard..... Wonder if I should open it....

ooooo risky

'Some times a man's got to do what a man's got to do'
*walks towards cupboard

ah so brave and yet so foolhardy

*stays right where she is out of harms reach

*swaggers bravely and eligently toward the cupboard

*grips handle

*opens cupboard

*** *** *** *** *** *** *steps back in supprize.......

*gasps

what is it?

Its its its, I've not got a clue.... well, there are a few mops, broooms and a hoover in here, and what looks remarkibably like a secrete door in the back, I deduce therefore, that the person that made the sound of laughter will have gone through the secrete door in teh back of the cupboard! Oh, and this, lieing on the floor....:

** ** **
1 side order potato chips
1 medium-rare fillet steak
1 Bottle rioka (red)
1 side order green beans
1 strawberry triffle
** **

Hmm, another connection with the kitchen....
(If only I could remember where the plot was supposed to be going ) I wonder if we should explore through the secrete door in the back of the cupboard hidden behind the hoover?

*evil laughter from down in the kitchen

'You'l never find out the secret of the recipie, Never!, Never!'

*evil laughter

'...and you'l never catch me, nor, connect together the suspecious deaths, and their.... reasons for them!'

*evil cackling

*sounds of pots and pans banging together

what about the ceaser salad?

Don't eat it!!!!
Oh, Hmm, yes, wasn't it poisened or something? I think something affected my memory
*drinks another two manhattans and a wisky sour