h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Same Here. anyway...........


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Were quite good at it, aren't we?
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wo and behold,
my pot of gold,
that i have not sold,
but will give to the with post 10,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All ye blueberry snails!
Who fly through the night,
Don't eat mad quails
For they make your head light
Only sing songs of squid-rats
And shoot all the plates
Then feed them to fruitbats
Who wait at the gates!
Oh, heed ye my warning,
You poor quantum fish,
For here comes the morning
With hats on a dish
If you choose, they'll die screaming
In porcelain hells
Never again dreaming
Of industrial bells
So be wary, ye mortals
Though the very air throbs
Stay away from pink portals
And don't fear the blobs!

~

Indeed.

let me post, before my son switches off the computer

Pack of 4 Apple tarts, 94 pence a pack, buy one get one coconut tart free....

The paperless office.


kat

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The common cormorant, or shag,
Lays eggs inside a paper bag.
The reason, you will see no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have not noticed, is that that herds
Of wandering bears come with their buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.

A merry maid a floating upside down in the blackened water of a forgotten pond is a silly thing to do if you have a dentists appointment with the plumber.

My son is waiting for his father to come back from work

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Mede car! metuu he!
schickeeen!

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I can't believe I read the whole backlog (or attempted to.)

Remember the old blessing that says "May the road rise to greet(or meet) you?" Wouldn't that mean you are always going uphill? Not a blessing in my book.

Cats are inherently lazy.