h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(it's contagious)


although I had been thinking about the Iranian twins that died

sorry, there's isn't much nonsense with that

No, that's very sad news

It's nonsensical that it happened.

Strangely it really upset me


and of course made me think about all the silly grumbling (world's worst haircut, ..... you know the kind of thing)

and of course all the masses of people dying when they didn't have to and wars and all the rest......

Guess I should leave this conversation for a day or two


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"Bananas" (just to revive the Nonsense)

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Squashed pinapple sandwitches!

Simuposting..... After my dramatic exit, I'm already back


Lou, what do you mean by nonsensical ?????

should never have happened

( sorry Lou I'm on a different wavelength, I'm not too sure what you mean should have never happened: their birth, their dream [i.e. the operation that sadly didn't work] )

No more pulling the thread off track for me................

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Silly sausages slumber silently !

Who wants a banana ?

la la la la la banana!

I have exactly 1 dozen olive pits on my desk, 3 are black, 9 are green , one of the green ones is very big, I should tidy up.

My red chook "bluey" is cackling, I have to shut her in the coop these days 'til she has layed, or the bush turkeys get at the eggs before me. The Australorp named "Jacky the Blacky" so innocently by my daughter who was unaware that this was the typical name for Murri and Coori trackers and stockmen in earlier days, is off the lay . Still eats plenty tho'.

Bye now.

eggs
rosi

Can we steer clear of serious (And disturbing or saddening) stuff on this fred? There's is plenty of that stuff elsewhere on this site.
This is a nonsense thread and should be devoted to escapism and satire of all that is wrong in the world.

(Or failing that, a load of complete bo******cks always makes amusing reading)

*escapes*

*takes sausages, two olive pits along*

we could all eat them at the very boring but exciting dull hootoo committe meeting.<smiley.

kat

And a bottle or more of really dodgy home made wine that is only 4 months old but will do if you are the kind of desperate dipso that make their own.



pickled eggs
rosi

Pickled hen

A poet, I would never make
I tried, it was a big mistake.
I'll stay at home and thump my groin,
(the *vogons* wouldn't let me join )

My subjects go from dull to duller,
less like haiku, more like cthulu,
My humour, too, is pretty grim:
It's not life as we know it, Jim.

I must be bored to even trouble,
this post belongs upon a shovel.
I'm dumb because the gods decreed it:
(but you're the one who deigned to read it )


P.

porridge and whisky
whisky drinking whisky
boiled eggs and whisky
warp drive and whisky
zephraine cochraine and whisky
whisky in the bottle

kat

boredom is exciting
excitement is boring

kat

i am drunk when i am sober
i am sober when i am drunk

kat

cognitive pinball
three silver balls spinning
simulaneously
POW POP PING
let the fun begin
get yr nerves ready
hear us all sing
get set to leap
the synaptic gap
Yeah let's clown
about with Eddie DOB
and his polychromatic hats.

Axony lights flash
in and out of phase
dendrites' duosonic
neuroanatomic blaze.