h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two weeks from now you'll be groaning and wondering "how much longer do I have to carry this watermelon around in front of me?"




I think pregnancy lasts 9 months so that you get a chance to get used to the idea of actually *having* a baby to take care of.

I'm planning on getting at least one photo of me eating watermelon while I'm still preggie and labeling it with something about swallowing the seeds

Shoulda had that picture taken before you got pregnant so you could then do a picture of the results of eating watermelon seeds.

No big deal. Take a picture afterwards and then pre-date it.

Or, save it for the next one.

Barton

some new age to out..

can't wait to see the little paper baby. after all this hype.

-- DctorMO --

Hype?!?

What, you think I've been making all this up?

Admittedly, I'm a bit *obsessed* with the subject...

Might possibly have posted a wee gift for paperbaby on Doobry. Be warned, I have written the address on the card in my lack of sensibility, so you may have to take it off the box carefully if youwant to wait until after paperbaby has arrived to open it *grin*

I'll get organised one day, but Eris was trying to shatter the glass partitions int he post office with one of her special screams while I was assembling the box and doing addresses (had another parcel to post). All a bit hectic you see

Anyway.... The main point of the post is, hat by the time you have about a week left to go, all you'll be capable of saying is "I want it out... Get it out.... Please take it out..." and various other statements and s along that theme

Me? Wait? Only if you tell me I have to... I'll be going nuts wondering during the week it takes to get here anyway

I meant the card, as it'd be a bit pointless until paper baby arrives, the gifts you can open as soon as you like

This isof course assuming that the box arrives before paperbaby

Oh...

take lots of naps. maybe you'll be able to trick your body into thinking that you've stored up extra sleep so you won't be so knackered when bebe arrives and never lets you rest.

aw......I want another one!!! s after njan

You can have this one if you like, she's just kicked off! s away...

Remembers back, many s ago to when she was carrying the last (surviving) lump, due date came & went, one week later, came & went, two weeks later, came and went, the finally decided it was time to do something about it & sent me to the hospital with a view to booking me in to 'start me off' frightened me that much, three weeks later I produced a bundle of

Don't worry tho' Amy, they don't do things like that anymore

whats the prezzy?

-- DoctorMO --

If I say here what the present is, it will not be a surprise for Amy when she gets it