h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Am I turning into a hobbit?

Maybe you're just eating for a PaperHobbit.

Until you have hairy feet I wouldn't worry about it.

ha ha Amy's got hairy feet


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are there any Wizards around, d'you know?

oh! oh! hobbit graving!

Well, I *am* getting a little round about the tummy And I've always run around barefoot whenever I can... Bit on the tall side though...

Do ypu have brown curly hair and a daft name? Otherwise, probably not, no

Breckfast? Ahh, yes, i remember that*, in the days I used to get up earlyer than lunchtime I see a third brekfast before the week is out

Curly? No. Brown? Yes. Daft name--most folks on h2g2 have a daft name

*Manly giggle*
Should jsuch a thing exist...

I wouldn't worry about turning
into a hobbit, Amy.
Just don't turn into a wall.
That could hurt.

Short? Curly hair? Round tummy?







I think *I'm* a Hobbit!








Oh, yeah,it's supposed to be brown hair.

*My* hair has a lot of gray now.


So am I an old hobbit, or am I automatically disqualified because of the gray?

In the "Lord of the Rings" movie (part I),
Bilbo was a middle-aged hobbit with gray/silver
hair.

You may well be a hobbit, Lady Scott. It's as fine
a thing to be a hobbit as to be any other entity.
I'm probably a hobbit, too. Doesn't bother me
in the least.

But I didn't start out life as a hobbit...







or at least I was never aware of my hobbition.



Maybe this is something my family has hidden from me all these years.

Your daughters are at least half hobbit,
and maybe they just assumed you knew.

But ladu scott, you can see it like this,
Its much nicer to be a hobbit then to be a human...
they enjoy life much more... They dont start meaningless
wars ans so on...
I would be proud to be a habbit!

you may become some ones habbit

As long as it's a good habit and not a bad habit, because you know we should break bad habits.