h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[A black Altarian sedan, designed for sleek and awesome appearance, modified for speed and maneuverability, is drawn into the hangar. Some Black-Suited Extras, and Darth Sipid and Darth Brooks, approach the ship cautiously.]

[Darth Brooks] Hmm ... looks like we're using the "hangar" background sound from Metroid Fusion for this thread ...

*A hatch on the sedan opens. A tiny wind-up robot saunters out. The hatch closes firmly again.*


*...The wind-up robot approaches Darth Brooks...*

[Darth Brooks stares down at it]

[Darth Brooks] WTF!?

*The robot, which looks not too unlike something out of Penny Arcade, does a little dance at Darth Brooks's feet, then explodes into a tiny mushroom cloud, removing all evidence of the little guy's origins.*

[Darth Sipid] Hee.

[Darth Brooks rolls his eyes, and enters the ship itself. A deadly security system completely fails to cremate him on the spot.]

[Darth Brooks] Hmmm ...

(A section of the wall opens like a small door, and Redfox walks into the room, in a hunched and brooding manner)

(looks behind him when the door *SLAMS* shut)

Now how the hell did I do that?

(looks at the black ship, wondering what might be happening...)

[Darth Brooks] This thing just came outta fricking nowhere, and we're supposed to investigate it, or something.

Okay then.

(Pulls out a deer hunter and a pipe)